Anarchists Who Don't Do Anything (Veggie Tales Parody) Songtext
von Average Joey

We are the anarchists who don′t do anything
We just sit at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
We don′t do anything


I never popped a squat
And I don't serve food not bombs
And I've never been locked up
Because I don′t protest at all
I never fly a black flag
And ACAB′s just a hashtag
And I never fight for capitalism's fall

I never hopped a freight train
And I never read Kropotkin
But I always tag a Circle A
On the bathroom stall
The way I fight the man
Is by using my food stamps
And I never fight for capitalism′s fall


I'm a Cis White Male and I don′t send prisoners mail
But I read a Crimethinc Zine so I probably know it all
I leave dishes in the sink and all I wanna do is drink
But there's no Mad Dog when Capitalism falls