Me and My Black Metal Friends Songtext
von Atom and His Package

In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,
There′s not much to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow.

Corpse paint, which is a scary name for make-up is what they wear,
They'd resemble Ink and Dagger, if Ink and Dagger had long hair.

They′re pretty evil, and they do not like God,
I don't care if they burn down churches,
But they'd better not fucking touch a synagogue.

I befriended them.
Bye bye mom,
It′s now me and my black metal friends.
I befriended them.
Bye bye Franklin,
It′s now me and my black metal friends.


They have names like Igor, Meldorf, and Tor.
Black metal is not like, it's not exactly like Living Color,
I kinda hope they move here, so I don′t have to pay import prices,
But I'm kinda fear them being near me,
Because, they′re not nice!

I befriended them.
Bye bye mom,
It's now me and my black metal friends.
I befriended them.
Bye bye Franklin,
It′s now me and my black metal friends.

Come on Eileen!
Come on Eileen!
Come on Eileen!
Come on Eileen!