I, Professional Gambler Songtext
von Atom and His Package

I have a strategy
I don′t think I have to get a real job
That didn't work
But I am confident
That I am favored with overwhelming odds.

It is a system
It is straight mathematics
I need no more then 320 bucks.
If theres a 98% chance of giving you 320
I′m taking 325 of your bucks!

I got this beat
I got this beat
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Mom, Dad don't look proud
Is it because I'm a professional gambler now?
I guess I don′t need no college degree
Just a brief lesson in communicative probability

I got this beat
I got this beat
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(One mathematical question I have is:
How long does it take three dudes to lose 200 bucks each?)

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