Gonegress (The Senator Song) Songtext
von Artimus Wolz

I′m a senator who's seventy-five
I don′t know what's keeping me alive
And I make stupid laws that affect the youth
By spinning little lies until they sound like the truth

And I earn so much money investing in stocks
While children go to school just to face down a glock
And I make easy millions from insider trades
And I'll make another million from the tax I evade

I don′t wanna hear about minimum wage
Abortion, the climate or how it will change
I don′t really understand critical race
I'm making six figures to lie to your face
I don′t know how the internet works
I rolled up to congress inside of a hearse
I might need a nap at the end of this verse
I might need a nap at the end of this
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I'm ruining the world for all of you
One law at a time
I′m ruining the world for all of you
One law at a time

I don't wanna hear about minimum wage
Abortion, the climate or how it will change
I don′t really understand critical race
I'm making six figures to lie to your face
I don't know how the internet works
I rolled up to congress inside of a hearse
And by the time you know something is wrong
It won′t really matter, ′cuz I will be gone

Cross my heart, I'm never dying
I hope you like the sound of lying
Cuz I′ll keep living, and I'll keep writing
I′ll make your laws while the planets frying

Cross my heart, I'm never dying
I hope you like the sound of lying
Cuz I′ll keep living, and I'll keep writing
I'll make your laws while the planets frying