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von Art for Starters

I woke up as tired as I′d ever been
I guess I missed my bed and wound up on the floor
I grew up disturbed
You know how it goes
Though I've never pretended
I can still pretend that I fit in
And the rest of my life would be more for me to bear
Oh, and I′m on the path heading right back to the floor

(All I know)
And that's what's in it for me, yeah
It′s all I ever can see, yeah, for sure
Ahh, is the end of my nose

Don′t back down on your wedding
This is just a warning you're getting
Gotta tell my wife or I′ll do it again
Gotta do know what's right, or I might be done in
Oh who am I kidding? I′d be worse off living alone
Oh, who am I kidding? She can see through me like a window


(All I know)
And that's what′s in it for me, yeah
Another ugly disease, yeah, for sure, I'll be living out alone
That's what′s in it for me, yeah, for sure, I′m heading out alone

I don't gamble, but I like Indians
I really mean it, despite who it offends
We talk like niggas ′cause we have some as friends
And 'eff the Mormons ′cause I'm one on weekends
Viva Mariachi on their side of the fence
Joke about faggots ′cause we've all got cousins
Oops, another "F" word we should add to the list
Don't tease a Muslim ′cause they′ll blow you to bits
We're always right because we′re Americans
To take back Hollywood, you'll need some Germans
Dig slanted eyes ′cause I can speak Korean
We deserve doubt and all of its benefits
We're always looking for a way to offend
It′s always morphing for the bored audience
Or just looking for reasons to be offended
They'll keep us prejudiced because it's good business
I could be kidding, but I guess it depends on what you know about me and that′s what my point is