Rising Action Songtext
von Armstrong Street

Danger Middlename has began his journey into the unknown of this alien universe
He has cried himself into dehydration and has ate 6 out of 10 toes
Life is rough but there are literally kids dying in Africa
So he should quit complaining so much
I am so hungry
So hungry
So very hungry
And thirsty So thirsty
So very thirsty
I could eat a cow and drink a cow
So eat a cow and drink a cow
So very eat a cow and drink a cow
Danger dies unexpectedly of natural causes such as eating a cow
And drinking a cow so very much