I’m the Man (The Illest Version Ever) Songtext
von Anthrax

Yeah

Now we′re Anthrax and we take no shit
And we don't care for writing hits
The sound you hear is what we like
I′ll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your socks
Yo man, what's the matter with you?
I'll get it the next time, I mean it

Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat
The only thing harder is the smell of my feet
So listen up ′cause you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a chair
Damn, watch the beat

I′m on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don′t you know


I'm the man, I′m the man
I'm so bad I should be in detention
I′m the man, shut, shut, shut, shut
Shut up

We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams
And ya think we got egos but we're just hams
Scott plays stick ball and likes to skate
Frank is never on time he′s always sleeping
Late

They drink the drinks, the drinks they drank
I put my money in the bank
They cut their crack, they offer joints
We don′t do drugs, do you get our meaning
Point, point, watch the beat

I'm on your case, I′m in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know

I′m the man, I'm the man
I′m bad, I'm so bad I should be in detention
I'm the man, shut, shut up


For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to different and not cliche
They say rap and metal can never mix
Well all of them can suck our
Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area
No man, it′s dick

Master

Fart the farts, the farts he farted
I pick my nose ′cause I'm retarded
Like El Duce says, "Smell my anal vapor
And wipe my butt with your face
Toilet paper, yo, watch the beat

I′m on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don′t you know

I'm the man, I′m the man
I'm bad, I'm so bad I should be in detention
I′m the man, shut, shut, shut up

So, as this rap is winding down
It′s plain to see we wear the crown
You know Anthrax is number one
But we don't care, we just wanna have a festival
Fun you stupid, idiot

Joey mailed the mail, the mail he mailed
We are the kings that all shout hell
We′re like a diamond that is forever
And will remain the hardest ever

I'm so bad, it′s a crime
Not