Yakko's Big Idea Songtext
von Animaniacs

You see
You see
Not long ago, we didn′t know
If we were all alone, was there a dearth of other earths
In the habitable zone?
Then the Kepler Telescope found new hope
In the Milky Way
So why not try the cosmic sky for your next holiday?
In fact there's one that′s super fun
Just a few light years away
Where one full year will disappear in four-point-two Earth days
So if there's only one place
You've got space and time to see
Then be astounded by the first we found, it′s planet Pegasi 51-B!
But...
Before you go, you ought to know, it′s kind of tough to get around
Because the planet's really gassy- there′s no land or solid ground
Clouds of methane meet sulfuric rain, and when those are combined
The air that you'll be breathing
There will smell like gas of another kind


Gas, no good? Alright, gas isn′t everyone's cup of tea.
That′s fine. But what about one with aliens?
Lady and gentle-boy, I give you Kepler-186F!
Okay, I jest, I kinda guessed whether E.T.s are alive
But this hip spot has got the lot for aliens to live and thrive
If there's water here, It's crystal clear and not too hot or cold
And it may contain amazing veins of pure and flawless gold!
But...
Its sun is dying
And amplifying all the harmful cosmic rays
And the planet′s visage is forever barraged
With all these brutal gamma waves
If any E.T.s were alive, none would survive the radiation
So it′d be astute to pack a hazmat suit
For this hot new destination
Okay, so the radiation's also a deal breaker, is it?
Okay, well, it′s good to know.
Hmm... alright, I got it!
And at lucky last, you can't look past this
Place that shouldn′t be missed
It's always sunny, there′s magic puppies and homework doesn't exist
The sailing's dandy, the ocean′s candy
You can fly a broom
But do not fear
Because the atmosphere
Will smell like sweet perfume
And astronomers claim that
Video games have been built into every crater
Why not play Asteroids all day
And order pizza from an alien waiter?
Or try a shopping spree
′Cause everything is free
And bedtime's not till eleven
WB-1, the home of fun
Welcome to cosmic heaven!