I'm Mad Songtext
von Animaniacs

Wake up, it′s late!
It's twenty minutes after eight
Everyone get up, it′s time to go
Up and at 'em now!
Come on, shake a leg
Have some juice and scrambled egg
On the floor and out the door
Let's get on our way!


Hey, watch out!
What′s the matter?
You almost knocked me off the ladder
No I didn′t
Yes you did, I almost fell
Aw, don't exaggerate
I′m not!
Yeah right
Are you trying to pick a fight?
Will you get out of my face?
Well you're always in my space!
Hey, get off each other′s case because we're trying to get along

I want pancakes, or a waffle
This tastes awful, is that all we′ve got?
Can't find my clothes and I need to blow my nose
And my socks are full of holes
And my shoelace has a knot

That's my toothbrush!
No it′s not!
Well it′s sitting in my slot!
No it isn't, this is mine and that one′s yours!
Well you're standing in my way!
Yeah, that′s tough!
Alright now, that's enough!
Everybody get your stuff because we′re going out the door

Every time we get into the car, it's so much work
It takes us twenty minutes while you're driving me berserk
With your playing and your jumping and your running all about
When I finally get you inside, you always lock me out!


I′m mad, I′m mad
I'm really really really mad
You poked me with your elbow in my side
No I didn′t!
Yes you did! (Nuh-uh!)
You did! And I'm just a little kid!
You′re lying, don't deny it!
Well, I′m gonna hit you!
Yeah, just try it!
Will both of you be quiet 'cause we're driving in a car

Ow! He hit me!
Ow! She bit me!
He said he′s gonna get me
No I didn′t!
Yes you did!
Alright, that's it now I forbid
Either one of you to say another word!

Are we there yet?
I′m tired
I'm hungry
How far?
My nose is snotty
Need to move my body
Gotta use the potty
Better stop the car

Stop it
No you stop it
Why can′t you both just drop it?
Well he started it!
Oh yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh
Nuh-uh!
Uh-uh!
It′s your fault
No it's not, your leg is in my spot
Yakko you be quiet
And that goes for you too Dot!

Every time we take a trip it's always just the same
With the fighting and the biting and the calling all those names
Then the pushing and the shoving and the scratching on the neck
When we finally get to where we′re going everyone′s a wreck!

Yak yak yak yak
Yak yak yak yak
Yak yak yak yak yak!

I'm mad, I′m mad (Are we there yet?)
I'm really really really mad (I′m tired)
You poked me with your elbow in my side (I'm hungry)
No I didn′t! (How far?)
Yes you did! You did! (My nose is snotty)
And I'm just a little kid! (Need to move my body)
Will both of you be quiet (Gotta use the potty)
'cause we′re driving in a car (Better stop the car)

We′re here, we're here!
Doesn′t anybody wanna make a cheer?
You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?
At the circus?
Hey guys look, they′ve got rides!
Now you're satisfied?
Alright, everyone inside
And let′s have some fun, okay?
Yay!

I'm glad, I'm glad!
What a really great time we had
You see those lions and those tigers
Weren′t they neat?
Are you happy now?
We are, thanks a lot
I′m sorry that we fought
From now on I'll get along
That′s alright Dot, I was wrong
Ah, that's nice, now come along
Let′s all get in the car

You can take the seat you want
You're always so gallant
Ah, thank you Dot
But ladies first
You take the seat you want

Everybody′s happy now
We've had a real good day
And now it's time to go back home
So let′s be on our way!

You hit me
No I didn′t
Yes you did, stop it
No, you stop it
Move your leg
No, you move your leg!
You started it!
No I didn't, you did!
No I didn′t, you did!
You always start it! (Started what?)
Oh yeah? You're not the boss of me! (I didn′t, you come off it!)
(Don't you cross that line!)
(This is where the line ends, right here!)
Oh yeah since when? (Don′t you get your leg on me!)
Get out of my face! (Dr. Scratchansniff, she started it!)
I'm the boss here!