I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual Songtext
von Animaniacs

I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation′s comical, unusual and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head

I′m very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright!
Then make up with flowers made of real, exploding dynamite


When in a jam I just yell "Stop"
And villains in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up, and utter "Start",
And take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like Outer Space, and Desert Scapes and Himalayan Eateries
From this bag here, why I can pull must anything imaginable
Like office desks, and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal

You see we're not just comical, unusual, and whimsical
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!