Stoned, Drunk and Naked -> Songtext
von Anders Osborne

My sweet little baby
Did me wrong again
Heavens, my sweet angel
Spent the night with my friend
Yeah, I got stoned drunk and naked
The foolishness won′t end

If you were in my shoes
Which way would you go?
If you've ever had these mean, mean blues
And now I′m sure you know
When your woman's feeling happy
It's time to let her go

She′s dressed like a gypsy
She got lipstick and rosy cheeks
Chattin′ like a monkey
She's running like a dog in heat
She don′t come home at night, she out
Dancing to the jungle beat


I'ma put her on a freight train
And send her way out West
When I hear that whistle blowin′
I'm ′on give my aching heart a rest
She's crying like a school girl
Me, I'm done cleaning up her mess

I got stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked tellin′ lies
Stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked, till I die

Whose gone done and took her?
Hot damn, the girl can please
Lord knows she ain′t no hooker
But I know for sure she ain't cheap
Now, I′m broke like a man in prison
I hang my head and weep, yeah

I'm ′on try to make a reason
About my mind too small
Maybe I'll just shoot her
Then everything be solved
But I′d be mighty lonesome
No arguin' at all


I'm ′on change my point of view
I′m 'on climb up on that hill
Seven days of thinking
If I′m the man to kill (I think I am)
And then one night like lightning
Forgiveness in my heart
That's God′s will, yeah

I've been stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked tellin′ lies
Stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked till I die
Stoned drunk and naked
Stoned drunk and naked tellin' lies
Stoned drunk and naked, mama
Stoned drunk and naked till I die, yeah