Before He Cheats Songtext
von Ana Gasteyer

"Before He Cheats"

Right now he′s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
And she's probably getting frisky...
Right now, he′s probably buying her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he′s probably up behind her with a pool stick,
Showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don′t know...

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.


Right now, she′s probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she's probably saying, "I′m drunk"
And he's a-thinking that he′s gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo*...

Oh, and he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he′ll think before he cheats.

I might′ve saved a little trouble for the next girl,
'Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won′t be on me!

No... not on me

'Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he′ll think before he cheats.

Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Oh, before he cheats... oh, oh.