Uniform Songtext
von Algernon Cadwallader

Lick the windows you are shopping through.
Try to lick your way through the glass.
Inside you could be a mannequin.
Get dressed up and stand around.
COOL SHIRT.
COOL SHOES.
SHORT TIE.? SHORT?
HAIR.
Uniform.
Dressed to kill and I′m sure you will.
GONNA PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS IN A HEARTBEAT THE DAY THAT YOU'
RE FOUND OUT FOR BEING A STATUE AND PUT IT TO USE.
I′ve seen enough store fronts in the city to believe it's sinking.