The Last Saskatchewan Pirate Songtext
von Alestorm

Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
But times were hard and though I tried, the money wasn′t there
And the bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair"

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go!"
The government, they promised me a measly little sum
But I′ve got too much pride to end up just another bum

Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!

And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
It′s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina′s mighty shores

Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I′m at large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser
I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!


A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver
Cause they know that Captain Yarrface hides inside the bay
I′ll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!

And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
It′s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
He followed on the shoreline cause he didn't own a boat
But cutbacks were a′coming and the Mountie lost his job
So now he′s sailing with us, and we call him LITTLE BOB!

A swingin' sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (Screw it!)
Sailin′ down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas
If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!

And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
It′s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores


Well, pirate life′s appealing but you don't just find it here
I hear in North Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay
And you′re gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way!

Well, winter is a′coming and a chill is in the breeze
My Pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime but now I have to go
I hear there′s lots of plundering down in New Mexico!

And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
It′s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

And it′s a heave-ho, hi-ho, coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

And it′s a heave-ho, hi-ho, coming down the plains
Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains
It′s a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina′s mighty shores
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores