Cooties Songtext
von Aimee Allen

They came from way far out in outer space (I wish)
She′s hardly missing so they landed on her face

She's got cooties (cooties)
They′ve found a place to nest
She's got cooties (cooties)
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long-tailed, sharp-nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs

Oh no, get ′em off!

In science class she′s like a walking show-and-tell (I wish)
Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn′t take the smell

She's got cooties (cooties)
Nobody wants to sit by her (she′s got cooties)
No, don't need a coat ′cause she's got fur
Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot
Glad I got my cootie shot

Come on boys, let's stamp ′em out (uh, uh, uh, uh-uh)


Cooties, cooties
Come on boys (uh, uh, uh, uh-uh)
Cooties, cooties (uh, uh, uh, uh-uh)
Cooties, cooties
Come on boys (uh, uh, uh, uh-uh)

Oh, no, no
(She′s got cooties)
She's just as friendly as can be
(She′s got cooties)
She shows them cootie hospitality
(She's got cooties)
She′s like a living twilight zone
(She's got cooties)

Uh-uh, can you get Rod Sterling on the phone?

Black, white, red, green, every color in between
Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo, I bet her two-tone mama′s got 'em too

She's coming!

(She′s got cooties)
Somebody oughta hose her down, (she′s got cooties) oh yeah
(She's got cooties)
Somebody oughta hose her down, (she′s got cooties) yeah, yeah


(She's got cooties)
She′s just as friendly as can be
(She's got cooties)
She′ll shows them cootie hospitality
(She's got cooties)
This girl will surely catch your eye
(She's got cooties)

She surely like to let her freak flag fly

Come on boys, let′s dance, (she′s got cooties) let's stamp ′em out
Come on boys, let's dance, (she′s got cooties) let's stamp ′em out
Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp ′em out
Come on boys, let′s dance, let's stamp ′em out

Black, white, red, green, every color in between
Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got ′em too