Zittly Van Zittles Songtext
von Adam Sandler

Well I had myself a girlfriend
For almost two whole years
We had ourselves no secrets
We had no fears
There was nothin we wouldn′t do
When we were in the sack
She'd even pop a zit on my back
One night I was out a-cheatin′
After i'd had a few
She caught me red handed
And said "we're through"
Boo-hoo
Now she got a new boyfriend
It nearly gave me a heart attack
Cause who′s gonna pop this zit on my back?
Well I got a pimple and I don′t know why
It keeps growin' in the same place
I can′t reach it with my left or right hand
I wish it was on my face
It's four days old and it hurts so bad


But it′s ready for a squeeze
Won't somebody pop it for me please?
I′ll give you ten dollars
If you're a girl in this lonely world
And you're lookin′ for a guy
I′ll never cheat again, I promise
That's no lie
There′s only one thing I ask of you,
Could we name our first child zach?
Oh, one more thing,
Please pop this zit on my back
(I'm dyin′ here!)
A pimple-ay-hee
A pop-a-doodle-e-doo
Squirt-heedle-e-hoo
Well i'm sittin′ alone
By the phone
And no one seems to call
I try to scrape my zit off
On the kitchen wall
Well that don't work
So I look around
And find a big shiny thumb tack
Put it on the floor, layed down,
Popped the zit on my back.
(Yeah... rock steady man)