Jaguar Songtext
von Action Bronson

The doctor (yeah)
It′s me (yeah)
Who the fuck else? It's me, c′mon (yeah), c'mon bug guy
('Cause I love you) uh
Let ′em know (yeah)

Never look me in the eye like a gypsy sellin′ roses (uh)
Mysterious lady with the dragon tattoo on her shoulder (uh)
Let the Tommy off at the stroller with the motor (uh)
And jump over the hood of the Jaguar like a jaguar
Aw, man
Come the fuck on, man (uh)
You know it's me, bitch (′cause I love you, yeah) (uh)


You could find me in a tree like a black jaguar (woo)
Or in aisle three at Pathmark 'bout to buy my son a Matchbox car (uh-huh)
My performance like Aaron Donald at the combine (uh)
Love and hate, there′s a fine line (uh)
Should I let it go (no), or turn him to a wanton? (Uh)
You been gone long time (uh)
I position that high ground ('cause I love you, yeah)
Coverin′ the shore

Your bitch got a face like Pauly Shore (ha-ha)
It takes forever to pull a long .44 out my shorts (uh)
I don't give a fuck if you five hundred pounds, you gettin' tossed up (uh)
Bitch, I′m all high and sauced up (uh)
I put five Corvette engines in a Porsche truck (uh)
Red seats look like raw duck (uh)
Just hike the ball to me on the fourth hut (uh)
Fuckin′ bitch, it's me
(′Cause I love you) Baklava and Coco-drillo

Goddamn, bro, you're lookin′ like a bison (uh)
Nah dog, I look like M. Bison
Black widow on my tricep (uh)
You could find a head in the freezer next to them rainbow ices (uh)
Yeah, you see me with that all day glow (uh-huh)
Two-door forest green country Range Rover (uh-huh)
Jump off ladders like Edge (uh)


Bronson's off his meds (uh)
I just did a somersault out the jet (howdy)
To show respect call me Chef (uh)
And stand off to the left
Now it′s best you do a hand-off on a check (give it)
'Cause you don't wanna fuckin′ stand off (no)
One little move of my finger will knock your fuckin′ pajamas off (fuck off)
And hit your bitch with a banana boat, uh ('cause I love you, yeah)

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
′Cause I love you
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah