Malcolm Songtext
von Aberfeldy

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Got a man in uniform
Riding up my day
He never said where he was from
And we were better off that way

There was something in the way
When he was polishing his buckle
So well he would see his reflection
But the sparkle′s gone
Reckless with his seatbelt
And his foot is on the pedal
And his keys in the ignition
But the handbrake's on
Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

And every time I look around
I see couples everywhere
As if my world was falling down
As if anyone would care


Huggin and a-kissin
It′s a world of things I'm missing
I ain't got a pot to piss in
And in all my talk
It′s pretty inconceivable
In fact it′s unbelievable
I'm not so bloody leavable
Oh my God
Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

Keep me satisfied
Keep me warm at night
I′m not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan
I'm a-waiting for my man
Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey


Around the time I took it back
He had a handlebar mustache
He was a hypochondriac
And he looked like Graham Nash
The place that he lived in was a
really really really really really nice place
But I got sick and tired of trying
To explain he wasn′t dying
It was only influenza or a common cold
Fearin at my worst I went and got a proper nurse
And then they hit it off together
Now they're growin old
Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

So he got a fisherman instead
But his chaff was out of line
Trying to get me into bed
He said "Your place or mine?"

But I had to kill the moment, funny feeling in my stomach
Made a date, I took the bait
The bugger reeled me in
But I had to avoid him now
That there was something bout his smile
It was tiny at the time
But now it′s wearing thin
Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

Keep me satisfied
Keep me warm at night
I'm not after all the sake
Or the sushi in Japan
I'm just waiting for my mister tambourine man
Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

Then Malcolm came along
And stole away my heart
I know he′s the one
Cause I read it in my chart

He was born in January
I was born in August
I′m a Leo that's a lion
He′s a Capricorn
We were meant to be together
And it doesn't matter whether
You believe it′s in the date and time that you were born
Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

Keep me satisfied
Keep me warm at night
I'm not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan
I′m just waiting for my nowhere man
Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey