White Moonshine Whiskey Maker Songtext
von AB/CD

I like my Bourbon, buy me a beer
I love a drink like a cow loves a steer
Mix me Martinis, Gin would be nice
No faggy olives, no f***in′ ice
Drank up my money, pissed out my dough
Can't buy no bottle, no liquor store
Hey bartender, don′t laugh at me
Screw you I got mine


White Moonshine Whiskey Maker
Back bubbelin' in the woods
Jelly jar of poison, makes me feel real good
White Moonshine Whiskey Maker
I'm makin′ my witches brew
Just a drop of white lightnin′
Guaranteed to cure the blues

Hey Johnny Walker, walkin' too fast
Too damn expensive, go kiss my a**
Hey Jack and Jimmie and Turkey too
Got to be rich to go drinkin′ with you
Good rot-gut whiskey, grain alcohol
Couple of drinks and you'll bounce off the wall
Cat urination, Parfait D′Amour
Screw you I got mine

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FIRE!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!