Martian Baby Songtext
von Abacus Rings

I′ve got my visa and my space keys
And I've booked my flight
Though you may think it kinda′ hasty
I can't wait to hold you tight

Ten month duration of hibernation
You're in sight
Gimballed thrust and complete combustion
I′m yours alright

Martian baby
Be mine tonight
Feel the gravity and
Squ-ee-eeze me tight

With your antennae so impressive
That you never fail
To notice when I need some caressin′
With your prehensile tail


They say to wait here, but it's been eight years
I′ll skip the line
To hell with clearance when your appearance
Is pure delight

Martian baby
Be mine tonight
Feel the gravity and
Squ-ee-eeze me tight
Ooh, not that tight

It's true, you are slimy when your tentacles deflate
And you will not untie me while you wildly sporulate

I had a Martian baby
It′s a hybrid fright
Feed its cavity
And hope it doesn't bite
Ouch

Martian baby
Be mine tonight
Feel the gravity and
Squ-ee-eeze me tight