Doritos & Fritos Songtext
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Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh)
I′m hard to please, I'll punch a referee (ooh)
I bruised my knees, I′m pissin' in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
It's hot, as deez, it′s 100 degrees (ooh)
Apply the lotion, I′ll swim in the ocean
But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I′m floating with

The TV's tuned to cable, and I′m sleeping when I'm able
But the TV′s on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I′m able
But the TV′s on so loud it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, ugh

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos


Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny DeVito
Geez, Louise, I′m weak in the knees
I'm joining the circus, I′m going berzerkus
At 7-Eleven, I'm drinking a beverage
I′m lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka, I′m swimming to Cuba
Don′t look at Medusa (she'll turn you to stone)

Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (ooh)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (ooh)
He said, "Shit, all we got′s Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those f- Doritos and Fritos"
Okay, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (ooh)
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (ooh)
He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those f- Doritos and Fritos"

And the TV′s tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I′m able
But the TV's on so loud, it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I′m sleeping when I′m able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
B-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, ugh

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

(She′ll turn you to stone)


Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

Stop