Carpe Tedium
- Potential Spam
- More of the Same
- My Job Gave Me a Poncho (von Worm Quartet feat. Brian Graupner)
- Entire Dog
- 10 Goto 10
- Math Is Bullshit (von Worm Quartet feat. Insane Ian)
- Infobesity
- Mic Stand
- Too Old for the Pit
- Take the Fire Back (Prometheus Has Left the Building) (von Worm Quartet & Devo Spice)
- When I Was a Boy
- She Fucked Me at Nick Tahou's
- Prunes and Vomit
- Brandon
- I Want a Pie
- Brick, Dave
- (Put a) Weasel Wagon (In Your Mom)
- Eat the Mail
- Please Stop Stabbing Me
- Can You Horse?
- Who's Got a Bag
- I'd Pull Cobras
- Schoolface
- Everything That's a Parallelogram
- In the Mayonnaise
- Tired of Not
- France
- Do Your Balls Have Names
- I Don't Wanna Go to the Zoo Tonight
- Fueled by Angst
- It's Raining Tacos
- Outroiffic Finale of Endiness
Songs of the Maniacs
- The Ballad of Doctor Stopp (von Worm Quartet feat. Curt Allen)
- The Laundromat of Sin
- Less Than Three
- Goddammit Marc Gunn, Shut Up About Your Cat
- My Apologies
- On the Shoulders of Freaks
- Vampire Penguins (Re-Penged)
- The Internet Is a Big Warm Hug for the World
- A Song for Worm Quartet to Sing With TV’s Kyle
- Addicted to Moderation
- A Worm Quartet Christmas
- I Don’t Matter
- Kim Kardashian
- The Laundromat of Sin (Evil Underwear mix by Soggy Potato Chips)
- 27 Merciful Seconds Of Silence
- These
- Are
- A
- Bunch
- Of
- Tracks
- Thanking
- People
- Who
- Contributed
- To
- The
- Kickstarter
- Campaign
- To
- Fund
- This
- Here
- Album
- And
- I
- Have
- To
- Give
- Them
- All
- Song
- Titles
- Wheeee
- Naming
- Tracks
- Is
- The
- Best
- Purple
- Monkey
- Dishwasher
Mental Notes
- I'm Not a Girl
- C Is for Lettuce
- What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like
- Your Bird Smells
- Dandelions Suck
- Gift Certificates and Intense Agonizing Throbbing Pain
- You Were Wrong Cabinet Sanchez
- Princess of Ohio
- Drugs and Masturbation
- Corn
- Adventures in Creative Nostril Swallowing (A Tribute to Plants That Suck)
- I've Got a Wife
- I Want to Be Taken Seriously as an Artist (von Worm Quartet feat. Curt Allen)
- You Will Go to the Moon
- [untitled]
Sumophobia Alpha 2 Ex Super Championship Turbo Edition
- Intro (Bunny Bunny Wop Wop)
- Coffee
- I Don't Give a Shit About Your Website
- Death of a Walrus
- I Bit William Shatner
- Hair on the Soap
- Violin Solo
- Vampire Penguins
- The Rabbit Song
- Let's Break Some Furniture
- Lint
- I Can't Get a Job
- Carbonated Hamsters
- Hopeless Romantic
- The Most Wonderful Dream
- Peter Jennings
- Monotony
- Can of Worms
- Dead Fragglz
- Spatula
- Triks
- Now That You're...
- Just Say No to Kryptonite
- Tree Bucket
- Russian McDonald's Commercial
- The Call of Ktony
- WQ Anthem
- Redundancy
- Spatula (acoustic live in Studio)
- Let's Make Fun of the Amish (acoustic live on WEOS-FM)
- R2D2
- I Still Know You're a Fish
- I Don't Wanna Be a Redneck
- Map Light (von the great Luke Ski feat. Worm Quartet)
- Inner Voice (von Sudden Death feat. Worm Quartet)
- I'm on Vinyl Now (So I'm More Punk Than You)
- Recursively Anatomically Correct
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