Vs. The Handbook for the Recently Horror Punk
- (Intro) Up Next on Channel 13
- Transylvania High
- Sad Pumpkin (Annoying Skit #1)
- Scene Club
- Dick Enters (Annoying Skit #2)
- Handbook for the Recently Horror Punk
- Universal Monsters Ending (Annoying Skit #3)
- Circle of Fakes
- Cliffhanger (Annoying Skit #4)
- Next Time... (Irritating Post-Skit Intro)
- I Was a Teenage Cthulhu Cultist
