Dearest Whomever...
- Holyshitholyshitholyfuckingshit
- Even the Mona Lisa Is Falling Apart
- I Broke Your Heart and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
- Keep the Change Motherfucker
- Send Her Seaworthy
- Sweet Revenge on St. Marks High School
- Looks Like I'm Back on Suicide Watch
- The 'House Always Wins
- Things Dignan's Not Supposed to Touch
- The Faithful Never Cross Their Fingers
- Horsesshoes and Hand Grenades
- Are You Writing This Shit Down, Ace?
Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
- Vegas Baby, Vegas
- If It Weren't for Bad Luck, We Wouldn't Have Any Luck at All
- If Adventure Had a Name...
- Good Food, Good Friends, Lots of Crazy Crap on the Wall
- Number Five With a Bullet
- Alone in My Principles
- Cross Your T's and Poke Out Your Eyes
- A Completely Original Song About Being Fucked Over
- You Don't Know Shit About Astrophysics
- They Don't Have Meetings About Rainbows
- Striking Chords
- Calling Cards