Genius Works in the Stupidest Ways
- Your Parents Ate Out a Rocking Horse
- A Toad Ate Out Grandma Walton
- Throwing Up on the 19th Century
- Evil Sheep Diarrhea Spoon
- Suicidal Hemmorhoidal Bath Towel
- Your Cum Is Sensitive to My Needs as a Woman
- John Lennon Stuffed Seven Irish Setters in Frank Sinatra's Pussy
- Your Pussy Just Stepped on My Dork
- Yadmiring a Poster of Chinese Retards (I Like to Blow Shit)
- That's What Your Tit Said
- Dixiecup Steamshovel Sex
- Midge Ure's Left Testicle
- Three Year Old Boy With a Pound of Fresh Mushrooms Stuck in His Dumper
- Fronze
- French Kiss a Log of Shit (Blay-Uum-Fuck)
- All White People Are Fucking Stupid
- Gordon Lightfoot's Suicide Note (My Testicles Are From Space)
- Hi, Your Name Is 'Me', Fuck You (Bim Bam Boom-Originially by Hall and Oates)
- Peter Murphy's Bush
- Peter Murphy's Bush (reprise)
- Satan's Milk (radio collage #1)
- It's Darrell's (spoken word)
- Toilet (radio collace #2)
- It's Dave's (spoken word)
- Barbequed Twinkie (radio collage #3)
- Hey Look, It's La Pussy (live)
- Ivory Tits (radio collage #4)
- Feed a Pita a Mosquita (live)
