Scott Fields Ensemble Songtexte
dénouement
- Her Children Are Her Half‐Siblings and She the Daughter Her Husband Never Knew He Fathered
- Although Each Had Married the Other for Money, She Isn’t Italian, or Catholic, or Wealthy, but Instead Is a Poor Hasidic Who Works in Little Italy and He Isn’t a Texas Billionaire, but Instead Is a Queens Grease Monkey Who Collects Roy Rogers Memorabilia
- The Shots He Missed Were Not for the Payoff but to Punish the Tyrannical Coach He Thought Had Driven His Father to Suicide 18 Years Earlier
- The “Genius” Injections That Had Seemed to Work Had No Effect on His Own Intelligence but Caused Him to Emit Chemicals That Made People Near Him Dumber
- His Late Wife Wasn’t Unfaithful and “His” Children Were Brown and Yellow Because One Testicle Each From a Negro and an Asian Had Been Transplanted Into His Own Scrotum
- The Man He Killed for “Raping” His Wife Was Really Her Lover and Her First Husband, Or, More Accurately, Her Only Husband, Since They Had Never Divorced
- Nothing Had Been Wrong With Him and He Spent More Time Than a Year in a Body Cast Being “Tenderized” by a Cannibal Doctor:
