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I Hate Cats Intro / Queensland Cops

Geboren am 29. Januar 1943

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  1. Funny
  2. Piss Funny
  3. Ending - Rude Suggests Prime Miinister Should "Do" Rude's Audience (Explicit)
  4. Rude's Uncanny Insight Into Mars and Venus
  5. Blokes Who Want to Become Eunuchs
  6. Marcua Hines' Tit
  7. Albino Indian's Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag
  8. Humidity in Rude's Arse Crack Identical to India's Climate
  9. Rude's Grewek Mate Necrophiliac
  10. Siamese Twin's Nose Joined to His Brothers Butt Hole
  11. Hekler Carves Veins in Cucumber
  12. Rude Annihilates Pommie Hekler
  13. Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised an An Insult
  14. Rude Plays the Mouth Trumpet
  15. Rude Accuses Mcdonalds of Using Undersized Chip Scoop
  16. Rude Starts to Resembles a Fruit Bat Frem Raiding Too Many Orchards
  17. Bonus Answer Machine Messages Introduced
  18. Anwser Machine Message 1
  19. Anwser Machine Message 2
  20. Anwser Machine Message 3
  21. Anwser Machine Message 4
  22. Anwser Machine Message 5
  23. Anwser Machine Message 6
  24. Anwser Machine Message 7
  25. Anwser Machine Message 8
  26. Anwser Machine Message 9
  27. Anwser Machine Message 10
  28. Anwser Machine Message 11
  29. Anwser Machine Message 12
  30. Anwser Machine Message 13
  31. Anwser Machine Message 14
  32. Anwser Machine Message 15
  33. Anwser Machine Message 16
  34. Anwser Machine Message 17
  35. Blokes Who Want to Become Eunuchs (Or Pitiful Attempt by Rude to Get Lady's Underpants)
  36. Rude's Greek Mate Necrophiliac
  37. Siamese Twin's Nose Joined to His Brother's Butt Hole
  38. Rude Accuses McDonalds of Using Undersized Chip Scoop, Then Challenges Them to Use His Huge Scoop: Rude Leaves Wearing His Scoop for an Olympic Bicycle Rider's Helmet.
  39. Kim Beazley's Air Force Jumpsuit
  40. Helmet in Lady's Duffel Bag
  41. Boris Becker's Ginger Nuts (musical)
  42. Homeless bloke with one thong made out of salmon tin
  43. Heckler Gets Tattoo of a Target Round His Arsehole
  44. Elton
  45. Message 7
  46. I Hate That Part 3
  47. I Hate That Part 1
  48. I Hate That Part 2
  49. That's It
  50. Rubber Vagina
  51. Bonus bonus stuff
  52. Office Manager
  53. Nimbin - Can't Tell Men From Women, May as Well Root Everyone in the Arse
  54. I Got a Tiny Bit More
  55. The Tom Price Miner
  56. Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You
  57. Pensioner Eats Pelican
  58. I'm the Blocke Who Gets All the Roots Around Hexham
  59. Message 8
  60. Stunted Kleptomaniac Puts Brown Smudges on Stationary
  61. Psych Down
  62. Ménage À Trois Boy Cops One in the Seat
  63. I Got Smidge More
  64. Rude Gets Raped by Lesbians With a Hunk of Bong Hose
  65. Hermaphrodite
  66. Get Pucked You Crunt
  67. Michael Jackson Dances Like a Duck on a Hotplate
  68. New Boy Friend
  69. McDonalds
  70. Message 2
  71. KFC Killed My Uncle
  72. Rod uses tackle for shoehorn
  73. I Got More
  74. Fart Into Mic
  75. Punters Sing Limericks With Rude (Not Standup Comedy)
  76. Imaginary Roots, or Pork Sword Dreaming / Banished to the Soggy Bits, or Holiday at Wet Patch / ...
  77. Freddy
  78. Ronald Mcdonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers
  79. I Got Some More
  80. Message 1
  81. Japs
  82. Ya Hairy Hole
  83. Rude refuses to let Hugh Grant forget his extra marital car sex
  84. Balls Caught in Dvd Player
  85. Booga From Goodooga
  86. Message 4
  87. Dick Head
  88. Hornswoggler
  89. I've Shot
  90. Drunken limerick singing
  91. Grandfather Nuzzles Beaver With Barry's Beard
  92. The Pope
  93. Rude Tries to Act Young and Cool by Wearing Clothes Back to Front Andsings Limericks Disguised as Rap Songs
  94. Homeless Blockes Revisited. Homless Blocke Takes Out Insurance on Plastic Bag Full of Shit or Homeless Bloke Uses Babies Sock for a Condom
  95. Gee Gee Spot
  96. I Hate That too Part 3
  97. Arse Like an Anaconda Swallowing a Piglet
  98. Message 3
  99. Sting
  100. I Hate That Too Part 1
  101. I Got a Bit More
  102. Root a Welding Glove
  103. I Hate That too Part 2
  104. Answering Machine Messages Intro (Not Standup Comedy)
  105. Don't You Hate Wearing a G-String Cause Half a Turd Goes on the Floor and Half in Your Sock
  106. Rubber Legged Bloke Sprays Mates at Piss Trough
  107. Rude Serious Rave About Limericks (Not Standup Comedy)
  108. I Know You
  109. I Got a Little More
  110. Ghost of Sammy Sneed
  111. Rude hides limerick in contempary Afr-American music genre
  112. Message 6
  113. Famous Painted Charlie Punches Famous Action Hero in Artificial Seat
  114. Bruised Tongue
  115. Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out of One Side of His Mouth or Belmont High School
  116. Arse Hairs Waxed
  117. Imbecile
  118. Message 5
  119. Not Guilty (entire cd)
  120. Mcdonalds Revisited 'are You the Mcmanager'
  121. Dickshit, Netanyahu, Dung, Yassah and Piss Pot
  122. Libra Pads With Wings Also Have a Beak and Tail Feathers
  123. Hecklers Mum tongues Rude causing asthma attack
  124. Piss Off
  125. Drunken Limmerick Singing (Audience Participation)
  126. Rude Hides Limmerick in Contempoary Afro-American Music Genre
  127. Captain Duck Arse & Hole
  128. Soft Vegetable
  129. Rude Refuses to Let Hugh Grant Forget His Extra Martial Car Sex
  130. Dwarf Reconing
  131. Homeless Bloke With One Thong Made Out of a Salmon Tin
  132. Rude Uses Tackle for Shoehorn
  133. 'Ya Mum's A Turtle
  134. Rectal Antler Discomfort
  135. Brass Bound Buggery Box
  136. Heckler's Mum Tongues Rude Causing Asthma Attack
  137. Eight Answering Machine Messages Free to Use
  138. Golden Shower Avoidance
  139. All Martians Have Three Arseholes

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