Take a Ride on My One-Wheeled Rickshaw
- Hoot Mon Is Skippered by the Captain's Malone
- Knee-Deep in the Squantz Bog of Naugatuck
- My 7th Grade Bus Driver Yells at Dead Trees
- Take a Ride on My One-Wheeled Rickshaw
- Sex on a Buttered-Up Cheese Sandwich
- Spatulizing Lil' Mooky's Ostrich Eggs
- There Are No Marias Allowed in My Ant Farm
- Chris... Trailer Tappage in Rochester
- Laying Roadside Talking to Corpses
- This Is How to Use the Three Sea Shells
...The Tragic Urn Spill...
- My Dad Shaves His Beemus Every Kwanzaa
- The Zimbabwe Sea Shanties of the Swashbuckler
- Bill Nye the Science Guy Makes Me Wanna Cut Myself
- Such Is the Wrath of the Thrice Angered Manatee
- The Happy Shroom y No Molestes Mi Hi Jo
- The Goat Cobbler Says Ahooey Ahooey
- Left Hand Right Boob, Right Hand No Boob
- Just Because I Got My Arms and Legs Surgically Lengthened Doesn't Make Me a Sell-Out Midget
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