Mitchell and Webb Songtexte
Swiss History

Series 1, Disc 1

1. Bit of Ham
2. Now We Know
3. Sciencey Stuff
4. Busker
5. Wedding Vows
6. Charlie’s House
7. Pit Ponies
8. Cosy Crime Quickie
9. Hairdressers Sans Frontiers
10. Alcoholic Snooker Commentators
11. The Wordmaster
12. Touching Cloth
13. Incidental Music
14. Friends of Freddy, Daphne and Velma
15. Middle Earth Dinner Party
16. Imagine That
17. Flightless Birds
18. Swiss History
19. Mr Sands
20. New Presenter
21. Alcoholic Snooker Commentators
22. Male Sex and the City
23. Mr Sands
24. Practical Voodoo
25. Mother Using Child to Pull
26. Lazy Writers – Medicine
27. Extreme Advice
28. Mr Sands
29. Friends of Moneypenny

Series 1, Disc 2

1. Heavens Above!
2. Big Talk
3. Castrati Trail
4. New Presenter
5. Child Call Centre
6. Rabbit Newsnight
7. Just £3 a Month
8. Poets With Funny Voices
9. Welcome to Hufflepuff
10. Environmental Discussion
11. Poets With Funny Voices
12. Mowgli’s Parents
13. Nick Hornby Epiphany
14. Poets With Funny Voices
15. Friends of Adolf and Eva
16. Birdsong
17. Pension Payment Ad
18. On Her Majesty’s Civil Service
19. Understanding Man – Car Breakdown
20. Downloading the Internet
21. Alcoholic Snooker Commentators
22. Understanding Man – Hotel
23. Another New Presenter
24. Intro Quickie
25. You Should Say Something
26. Literary Agent
27. Big Talk
28. Mother Using Child to Pull – Doctor
29. Cat Fishing
30. Understanding Man
31. Friends of Nehru

Series 1, Disc 3

1. MP’s Pay
2. Relaxed DJ
3. Pity Beer
4. Honky Rap
5. The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken‐Caesar
6. Alcoholic Snooker Commentators
7. Positive Talk
8. Relaxed DJ
9. Correspondence Golf
10. Insurance Advertising Sketch
11. Lazy Writers – Spies
12. But What Do You Really Think?
13. Relaxed DJ
14. Global Warming
15. Friends of Darth Vader
16. Arguing the Moral Toss
17. A Song for Everyone
18. Porn on 4
19. Real Drama
20. New Presenter
21. The Doomed Whinge
22. Alcoholic Snooker Commentators
23. Splitting the Bill
24. Jobbing Footballers
25. Intro Quickie
26. The Doomed Whinge
27. Mobile Mate
28. Horse Aphasia
29. Polls
30. The Doomed Whinge
31. Birthday Treat
32. I Could Have Done That
33. Friends of Bosie

Series 2, Disc 1

1. The Fox and the Badger
2. Big Talk 3
3. Relaxed DJ 5
4. Lactose Intolerant
5. Horny Snooker Commentators 1
6. Football Trail
7. Lazy Writers – Space
8. Horny Snooker Commentators 2
9. Channel 4 Anno
10. Relaxed DJ 6
11. Nazi Realisation
12. Relaxed DJ 7
13. Horny Snooker Commentators 3
14. 100 Worst Human Beings
15. Friends of June Sarpong
16. The corner shop
17. Mad Bears 1
18. Broke‐Aware Snooker Commentators 1
19. Imagine That 4
20. Mad Bears 2
21. Stone Age CSI
22. Broke‐Aware Snooker Commentators 2
23. Caricaturist
24. Mad Bears 3
25. Unity of Purpose
26. Ex‐Eulogy
27. Other Peoples Kids
28. Mad Bears 4
29. Broke‐Aware Snooker Commentators 3
30. Friends of Saddam Hussein
31. Mad Bears 5

Series 2, Disc 2

1. Honeymoons Over Restaurant
2. Fight‐Obsessed Snooker Commentators 1
3. No‐One Drowned
4. Number Wang
5. Final Score
6. Fight‐Obsessed Snooker Commentators 2
7. Angel Summoner and the BMX Bandit
8. Doors
9. Football vs Cricket
10. Angel Summoner and the BMX Bandit 2
11. Big Talk 4
12. Fight‐Obsessed Snooker Commentators 3
13. Angel Summoner and the BMX Bandit 2
14. Friends of Greg Dyke
15. Preston and Loader
16. Daytime Coverage of Things 1
17. TV Hungry Snooker Commentators 1
18. Train Safety
19. Daytime Coverage of Things 3
20. Basic Social Interaction Man 1
21. Imagine That 3
22. TV Hungry Snooker Commentators 2
23. The Row
24. Public Information Smoke Alarms
25. Daytime Coverage of Things 2
26. Sh*tly Famous
27. Just £3 a Month 1
28. Daytime Coverage of Things 4
29. TV Hungry Snooker Commentators 3
30. Daytime Coverage of Things 5
31. Friends of Dr Jekyll

Series 2, Disc 3

1. Gay‐Obsessed Snooker Commentators 1
2. Soloman
3. Relaxed Dj 8
4. Charity Bitching
5. Gay‐Obsessed Snooker Commentators 2
6. Imagine That 4 (Imagine Hat)
7. The New Chief Executive
8. Cocktails
9. Christmas Newsletter Reply
10. So Much You Don’t Know
11. Gay‐Obsessed Snooker Commentators 3
12. Twins
13. Friends of Lewis
14. Would Like To Be Normal
15. Would Like To Be Normal 2
16. Consolidate Your Debts
17. Suicide‐Obsessed Snooker Commentators 1
18. Queen’s Execution
19. This isn’t a Bookshop
20. Pact With The Devil
21. Suicide‐Obsessed Snooker Commentators 2
22. It
23. Imagine a World – Radio
24. Lazy Writers – Cricket
25. Suicide‐Obsessed Commentators 3
26. Friends of Maid Marion

Series 3, Disc 1

1. The Dawn of Bronze
2. Over to You, Part 1
3. Rally, Part 1
4. We
5. Beaufort
6. Over to You, Part 2
7. Rally, Part 2
8. Identity Theft
9. Don’t Interfere
10. Not Listening to Martin
11. Rally, Part 3
12. Wedding News
13. Buy Me
14. Looser
15. Rally, Part 4
16. Speech Impediment
17. Over to You, Part 3
18. Davenport Recruitment
19. Week by Week Dickens
20. Demetrius Unmasked, Part 1
21. Hard Hitting Interview
22. Demetrius Unmasked, Part 2
23. Hot Oil Towers
24. Little Date, Teacher
25. Week by Week Mona Lisa
26. By the Book
27. HD
28. Afternoon Play
29. Ad Music
30. I’m Here for You
31. Week by Week Numbers
32. Bear Hands

Series 3, Disc 2

1. Help Desk
2. Imagine That: Teenager
3. Death and Ice‐cream
4. Cars and Cheese
5. Date With a Warlord
6. Celebrity Fame Zeppelin
7. New Bra
8. Speculate to Accumulate
9. Ahead of His Time Scientist
10. Chickens and Taps
11. Lunatic in a Box
12. Family Tree
13. Anything Can Be Music
14. Asbo Zaprudder
15. Can I Come Out Yet?
16. Rural Slum
17. Similes
18. Undertaker
19. Sight Seeing – St Paul’s
20. Foxtitute
21. Footie
22. Master Shinjuku
23. Sightseeing – Eye
24. Step Up to the Plate
25. Little Date – Travel Agent
26. Sir Digby
27. He Man
28. Sight Seeing – Trafalgar Square

Series 3, Disc 3

1. Mission Statement
2. Turner and I
3. C&A
4. Are You Taking Advantage?
5. Afternoon Play – Postman
6. The Main Thing Is the Three Points
7. Zombie Poppins
8. Question Time Rant
9. Audio Guide
10. Zoo
11. The Top 100 films
12. Anthropomorphic Shower
13. The Pilot
14. The Stock Market
15. Office Olympics 1
16. Little Date in the Library
17. Office Olympics 2
18. Gary Rhodes
19. But I Won’t Do That
20. Office Olympics 3
21. The Worlds Most Ornate Object
22. Robin Hood
23. Platic Surgery
24. Nothing Funny Here

Never Heard Before Sketches / Full Length Interview

1. Untitled Never Heard Before Sketch (Cow Heist)
2. Untitled Never Heard Before Sketch (Imagine That)
3. Untitled Never Heard Before Sketch (Biscuit Insurance)
4. Untitled Never Heard Before Sketch (Today – Home Secretary)
5. Untitled Never Heard Before Sketch (10 Years Younger)
6. Untitled Never Heard Before Sketch (Batman & Robin)
7. Untitled Never Heard Before Sketch (New Madonna Shopping Mall)
8. Untitled Never Heard Before Sketch (Internet Railway)
9. Full Length Interview – Part 1
10. Full Length Interview – Part 2
11. Full Length Interview – Part 3
12. Full Length Interview – Part 4
13. Full Length Interview – Part 5
14. Full Length Interview – Part 6
15. Full Length Interview – Part 7
16. Full Length Interview – Part 8