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- Getting Old Sucks
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- Hunting With Dick Cheney
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- Chapter 49-01: Auditioning to Be Me
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- We Don't Know Anything
- A Letter From God's Messenger, Part 1
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- Expectations
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- Notes From the Land of Dreidels and Hamantaschen, Part 5
- Chapter 51-01: The Ending
- Chapter 25-02: The Sixties
- The Psychic, Part 1
- Getting in Touch With God
- Chapter 37-01: A Real Job
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- Age of Disenlightenment, Part 2
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- Thank You and Goodnight
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- Wendover
- Same Arguments
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- Valentine's Day
- Body Scanner
- Warning
- Part 06
- Time Is a River
- Part 05
- Part 08
- Nyquil
- Oral Sex
- Part 07
- Part 15
- As Good as It’s Gonna Get
- Flag Burning - Not That Bad
- White House Sex & Airport Security
- "Why Did You Stop Lying?"
- Part 14
- Part 02
- Part 13
- Part 01
- Ozone Layer & Sunblock
- The International House Of Pancakes
- Part 04
- Part 12
- Bush Speaking
- Part 03
- Part 11
- Flu Shot
- "Moo-Cow Fuck Milk"
- Bill Clinton's Testimony
- Part 10
- Economics
- Retarded
- It’s Always Christmas - Stupid Jew
- [unknown]
- Part 09
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- Democrats, Republicans, and Politics
- If It Weren't For My Horse...
- What's My Job'
- Michael Jackson, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ronald Reagan
- What Sex........... Are They?
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- Outro
- Foreword
- Foreword, Part 2
- Golfing In The Kingdom, Part 3
- Golfing In The Kingdom, Part 4
- Christmas Day, 5:30 P.M.
- A Warning to the Listener From the Author
- The Hooker at Rockefeller Center
- Christmas Day, 6:00 P.M., Part 3
- Christmas Day, 2:00 P.M.
- Christmas Day - 11:00 AM
- The Carol From Hell
- It is Better to Guilt-Give...
- It is Better to Guilt-Give..., Part 2
- It is Better to Guilt-Give..., Part 3
- It is Better to Guilt-Give..., Part 4
- Christmas Morning
- Christmas Day, 5:30 P.M., Part 2
- Christmas Day, 2:00 P.M., Part 2
- Meditations of a Jewish Santa
- We Interrupt This Book To Bring You A Major Catastrophe
- Christmas Day, 1:00 P.M., Part 2
- An Abnormal Appendix
- Christmas, 11:45 P.M., Part 2
- Christmas Day, 1:15 P.M., Part 2
- 'Tis the Season, Part 3
- 'Tis the Season, Part 2
- How This Book Came to Be
- Christmas Morning, Part 2
- Christmas Morning, Part 4
- A Couple More Provisos
- An Abnormal Appendix, Part 3
- An Abnormal Appendix, Part 4
- An Abnormal Appendix, Part 2
- An Abnormal Appendix, Part 9
- Thanksgiving
- An Abnormal Appendix, Part 7
- An Abnormal Appendix, Part 8
- An Abnormal Appendix, Part 5
- An Abnormal Appendix, Part 6
- The Hooker at Rockefeller Center, Part 2
- Christmas Day, 1:45 P.M.
- Christmas Day, 6:00 P.M., Part 2
- Christmas Day, 6:00 P.M.
- Christmas Day - High Noon, Part 3
- Christmas Day - High Noon, Part 2
- Christmas Day - High Noon
- Christmas Day, 2:00 P.M., Part 3
- Christmas Day, 5:30 P.M., Part 3
- How This Book Came to Be, Part 2
- 'Tis the Season
- Meditations of a Jewish Santa, Part 3
- We Interrupt This Book To Bring You A Major Catastrophe, Part 2
- Christmas Day, 1:00 P.M., Part 3
- Christmas Day, 1:15 P.M., Part 1
- Christmas Day, 1:00 P.M.
- Christmas, 11:45 P.M.
- Christmas Day - 11:00 AM, Part 2
- Christmas Day - 11:00 AM, Part 3
- Christmas Morning, Part 3
- Christmas Morning, Part 5
- Thanksgiving, Part 5
- Thanksgiving, Part 4
- Thanksgiving, Part 3
- Thanksgiving, Part 2
- Meditations of a Jewish Santa, Part 2
- Christmas Day, 1:15 P.M.
- Candy Corn/We Don't Know What We Are Doing Anymore
- Distracted / Jersey Shore
