Lee Evans Songtexte

Live at Her Majesty’s Theatre

1. How to Be a Comic
2. The Long Introduction
3. New Mics Please
4. Good to Be Here
5. Travelling Around
6. Why Does Your Brain Let You Down?
7. Just the One Ticket Please
8. The Further Away You Are the Quieter You Talk
9. Menswear?
10. Keep Fit by Doing Less
11. What’s the Sun Look Like?
12. Why Are We So Bad at Sports?
13. Keeping Up With the News
14. TV
15. Relationships
16. The Encore
17. Macrovision: Quality Protection
18. FACT: The Pirates Are Out to Get You

Live From the West End

1. Paramount Comedy Ad
2. Hearing Voices (opening film)
3. The Spotlight Operative
4. Great to Be Here
5. Suffering From Nerves
6. The Trip Down Under
7. Where I’m Staying
8. Motorway Services
9. Restaurant
10. Sports
11. Keeping Up With TV
12. Unmerry Christmas
13. My Family
14. Bohemian Rhapsody
15. Macrovision: Quality Protection
16. FACT: The Pirates Are Out to Get You

Different Planet Tour

1. Paramount Comedy Ad
2. Is There No End to the Beginning?
3. Losing Control
4. Keep Fit
5. The Ancient Chinese Art of Plate Spinning
6. Shopping
7. Fear of Flying
8. Driving
9. The Payrise Sketch
10. The Police
11. Creatures
12. Hairdressers
13. My Balls Work
14. Piano Shifting
15. Fool, Flop, Failure
16. Three Months of Touring
17. Macrovision: Quality Protection
18. FACT: The Pirates Are Out to Get You

Live in Scotland

1. Lee Evans Trio
2. Comedy for Whales
3. Fresh Faced Edinburgh
4. Sport for All
5. Shopping With the Wife
6. Bad Hair Day
7. Malcolm - The Tanker Captain
8. Television & Documentaries
9. Flying With the Brits
10. Holidays in Spain
11. A Happy Song
12. Credits

Wired & Wonderful: Live at Wembley

1. Sorry I’m Late Only…
2. Break a Leg
3. Snooze Button
4. Flying… Exit Seat
5. I Feel Sorry for Horses
6. I Love the Average Football Fan
7. Automatic Air Freshener
8. Welcome Back
9. Caravaners
10. Bump Start
11. Never Argue With a Woman
12. Are You Having Any More
13. “Philosophy on Life”
14. End Credits
15. Access All Areas
16. The Encore

XL Tour 2005 Live

1. Act One: 1. Opening and Walk On
2. Act One: 2. Murderer on the Loose
3. Act One: 3. Chip Shop
4. Act One: 4. Who Built This Place?
5. Act One: 5. Sat Nav
6. Act One: 6. I’m All Over the Place
7. Act One: 7. Nature (Our Dog Brian)
8. Act One: 8. I Worry What’s in My Food
9. Act One: 9. Young People & Old People
10. Act One: 10. Chip ’n’ Pin
11. Act One: 11. Vague People
12. Act One: 12. Junk Mail
13. Act One: 13. Can You Prove Who You Are?
14. Act One: 14. Phones Are Taking Over Our Lives
15. Act One: 15. Everyone Has a Help Line
16. Act One: 16. People Always Bring You Grapes
17. Act One: 17. I Hate Mopeds
18. Act One: 18. Bus Jammed Under a Bridge
19. Act Two: 19. Who Do They Make Earphones For?
20. Act Two: 20. I Hate Gyms
21. Act Two: 21. I Love Watching Sport
22. Act Two: 22. Football
23. Act Two: 23. Formula One
24. Act Two: 24. Olympics 2012
25. Act Two: 25. My Wife Loves Holidays
26. Act Two: 26. There’s Only One Use for Sunglasses
27. Act Two: 27. The Noisiest Fashion Accessory on Earth
28. Act Two: 28. Women Believe They Have Special Powers
29. Act Two: 29. Women Like to Play All the Parts
30. Act Two: 30. Coz It’s All Natural
31. Act Two: 31. Women and Pebbles
32. Act Two: 32. Let’s Have a Bath Together
33. Act Two: 33. Getting Into Bed
34. Act Two: 34. 21 Years of Marriage
35. Act Two: 35. I’m Starting to Make Noises
36. Act Two: 36. Hanging Onto Your Youth
37. Act Two: 37. The Pointless Conversation
38. Act Two: 38. The Training Bra
39. Act Two: 39. Little Boys Are Nuts
40. Act Two: 40. Get Down
41. Act Two: 41. Drive Carefully
42. Act Two: 42. Three Second Memory
43. Act Two: 43. Land of Your Forefathers
44. Act Two: 44. Thanks for Coming
45. Up Close With Phill Jupitus
46. XS Bits
47. Gallery
48. Macrovision: Quality Protection
49. FACT: The Pirates Are Out to Get You

1. Lee Evans Trio
2. Comedy for Whales
3. Fresh Faced Edinburgh
4. Sport for All
5. Shopping With the Wife
6. Bad Hair Day
7. Malcolm - The Tanker Captain
8. Television & Documentaries
9. Flying With the Brits
10. Holidays in Spain
11. A Happy Song
12. Credits

1. Opening
2. Murder on the Lose
3. Chip Shop
4. B & B
5. Sat Nav
6. Feels Like Tuesday
7. Nature
8. Butchers
9. Over Weight Kids
10. Shopping
11. Delivery
12. Post
13. Proving Who You Are
14. Mobiles
15. Help Lines
16. Hospitals
17. Mopeds
18. Travelling
19. Act Two
20. Keeping Fit
21. Watching Sport
22. Football Season

1. Warming Up My Tires
2. Olympics
3. Holidays
4. Airports
5. Women
6. Special Powers
7. Story Telling
8. Natural Health
9. Global Warming
10. Romance
11. Loose Change
12. Marriage
13. Old Age
14. Breast Implants
15. Lost Keys
16. Training Bra
17. Boys
18. Kids
19. Goodbye
20. 3 Second Memory
21. Wales
22. Ending