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Kindergarten Hazing Ritual Songtexte
Fuck Her, Everyone Else Has but Me I AM A SEXY JAPANESE WOMAN, I ROVE HOT VISUAL MEN FUCKING

Gründung 2001

Awaiting the Video Game Crash

Songtexte von Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Awaiting the Video Game Crash

  1. Capcom Still Doesn't Present
  2. In Loving Memory of the Integrity of the Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft With a Plunger
  3. Poon Tank
  4. KMFCM (Kill Mother Fucking Cory Monster)
  5. Girls Who Google Their Name
  6. Ashleevanilli (A.K.A. "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's")
  7. Fefe Dobson, Dogs Name Dogs Face Dogs Talent (Dogs Collar)
  8. Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men?... Because Opposites Attract
  9. Drowning Caitlin Betchel in Her Fake Ass Tears
  10. Androgyny Isn't Hardcore (But Hey, Neither Are We)
  11. 9/13/93
  12. Awaiting the Video Game Crash
  13. Adam Cooley's Girl Is Lame (But He's Still Mah Dawg)
  14. Napalm Sticks to Little Girls
  15. New Games Suck, but They're Still Better Than Girls
  16. We Blew Up the Blood Banks to Kill You Vampire Wannabes and Your Girlfriends
  17. Unfuckable Girls With Huge Mullets From the 80s
  18. Shoujocide
  19. Maury Povich Will Be Right Back After These Messages
  20. Rape a Redhead in a Santa Hat for the Brothas That Ain'There No Mo
  21. New Black Eyed Peas Vs. Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything)
  22. Shit, Aren't Those Your Panties in That Vending Machine?
  23. Yu Gi Oh Theme Song
  24. John Romero Will Make You His Bitch
  25. Sebastianna's Coke Nail
  26. Psychic Enemy Hotline
  27. Adult Swim vs. Mindless Self Indulgence in the Battle for Most Annoying Fanbase Ever
  28. And the Winner Is...... DIR EN GREY!!
  29. The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List, Part 1
  30. The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List, Part 2
  31. If You Were a True Gamer Girl, You'd Jam on My Joystick
  32. Neopets Doesn't Count as a Strategy Game
  33. EGM Tribute Song (Thank God You Pissed Off the Dir En Grey Fancunts)
  34. Electronic GAY-Ming Monthly (R U E for Sony to Fuck Your Ass?)
  35. Did You Eat Craps (J-Rock Got Me Nothing but Enemies, Part 2)
  36. NEWS FLASH: Krystal Yang Finally Comes Forward About Being the Cause of the Herpes Epidemic Within the Visual Kei Scene
  37. Xbox Murder Mystery 2 Electric Boogaloo
  38. Waiting for Magenta on the Porch With Shotgun in Hand
  39. Suitcase Girl (Some Assembly Required)
  40. The Only Good Thing That Ever Came Out of Her Mouth Was My Black Cock
  41. Pokerap
  42. If Promiscuity Was an Olympic Event You'd Be Polishing That Gold Medal Right Now
  43. Some Girl on IMDB Said Battle Royale 2 Was Better Than the Original
  44. This Is Adam Cooley's World, You Hoes Just Live in It
  45. Zack Morris's Cell Phone
  46. Music to Pop Zits To
  47. Not Quite Gamers, Not Quite Whores, Failures at Both
  48. I Bet There Were Otaku in the Heaven's Gate Cult
  49. Cunt Flavored Slushies
  50. The Crackpipe in Elizabeth's Handbag
  51. Why Princesses Wear Pink
  52. Let's Just Pretend You Tried to Rape Me So My Parents Won't Think I'm a Slut
  53. Hoobastank Made Her Do It - The Rachelle Waterman Story, Tonight on Lifetime
  54. Crazy Joe Will Smash You With His Truck and Drag You Under the Trailer Tandems
  55. Maximum Scene Points for Being a Tranny
  56. The Song That Killed One Unfortunate DDR Champ (And Injured 3 Others)
  57. What? Another Sex Tape?
  58. No, One Rakey Blowjob Behind the Karaoke Room at Otakon Does Not Entitle You to a Free PSP
  59. Does Ubisoft Fix Your Mascara When You Cry After Losing?
  60. Telling the Camera Guy From Bang Bus to Shut the Fuck Up
  61. If a Dead Rock Star Were Gonna Posess ANYONE, Why the FUCK Would They Choose an Obsessed Fancunt Like You
  62. Krystine Krystine, Wannabe Groupie Machine
  63. Mary Kate's Coke Nail
  64. Mary Kate's Coke Nail vs. Sebastianna's Coke Nail
  65. Lining Up All the Spongebob Queerpants Fans and Chopping Off Their Heads One by One...... Genetic Cleansing at It's Finest
  66. Fuck, You're Not Even Pretty When You Cry
  67. Get Fucking Cancer
  68. The New Video Game Crash
  69. This Is Track Sixty Nine (feat. The Girls Against Boys Dude, the Snapcase Guy and Nick Cave)

Give Us Ice Cream... OR DIE

Songtexte von Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Give Us Ice Cream... OR DIE

  1. Stab Out Her Eyes and We'll Have a Game of Marbles
  2. Baked Vagina Ham
  3. Were You Beaten With a Sock Full of Batteries (Because If Not That Can Be Arranged)
  4. Flibbityjibbit
  5. Calista Flockhart Won't Very Much Like Having a Song About Anorexia Named After Her
  6. Chew My Root
  7. She Looks Like Someone Set Her Face on Fire and Put It Out With a Cinderblock
  8. Fuck You Devinn Lane
  9. Die Naked
  10. Going to Neo Jersey? Don't Take Your Claritin
  11. He Who Dies With the Most Kills Still Doesn't Win
  12. How Many 80's Pornos Have You Been In
  13. Weapons of Mass Destruction in Modern Sports
  14. Casper Is the Ghost of Richie Rich
  15. Briana Banks's Secret Death Wish
  16. Flight of the Regulators
  17. Too Ugly to Date, Hot Enough to Rape
  18. I Suppose You're Gonna Tell Me How the White Man Caused This
  19. Smackindahos
  20. You'll Never See Your Precious Pie Fucker Again
  21. Pimp Your Daughter
  22. One Word Explanation of How SIN Can Afford All Those CDs
  23. Fuck Her, Everyone Else Has but Me
  24. J-Ho Will Shrink Into Her Ass
  25. Pussy Is a Weakness You Fucking Pussy
  26. Shut Up Bitch, Go Bake Me a Turkey Pot Pie
  27. Toilet Bowl Vagina
  28. To This Dying Band
  29. 12ovagina
  30. Squeaking Spring Homicide
  31. Your Girlfreind Looks Like the Guy From POD
  32. That Song That Comes on When Your Mother Puts You on Hold on the Phone at Work
  33. Top Ten Coolest Things About Girls
  34. Itain'tovermotherfuckers
  35. Funkydrummer - Crackpipe
  36. Boden (Noir Fluerir)
  37. Half Bat Half Man
  38. Jailbait Fanservice (a.k.a. Necrophilia Orgy With the Donnas Corpses)
  39. Fucked Up Repugnant Shit
  40. Ann-Thrax Letter (remix)
  41. Seppuku With a Cellphone
  42. How Angelina Jolie Singlehandedly Made the Entire Female Gender Sexually Confused
  43. If You Don't Like Kisou You're Fucking Gay
  44. If You Don't Like Six Ugly You're Fucking Gay
  45. Kill Abbey Gennet
  46. Rot Winona Rot
  47. tAtU Aren't Real Dykes
  48. Cory's Been Hanging Around the Twins Too Much
  49. No
  50. Representin' for 03 Fo Shizzle
  51. Fuck Her (as performed by +killthemanbecomethemonster+)
  52. You're Girlfreind Looks Like the Guy From POD (as performed by +killthemanbecomethemonster+)
  53. Jaimeisahookerwithapenis
  54. We Figured You Could Use an Explanation as to Why This Was Done

KHR Are the Most Hated Band in the History of Existence

Songtexte von Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - KHR Are the Most Hated Band in the History of Existence

  1. [...]
  2. Yo Momma Is Better at Duck Hunt Than You... and So Is Mine
  3. Yes Mon, Gay Z Lives in the Same Retirement Home as Me Granmama Cleo
  4. Backstage Bukkakke With Paris Hilton?? Um, No... No No No No No
  5. Cowlick Rock (It's the Sureshot)
  6. Christmas Tree With Sebastiannas Head on Top, Alyson Hannigans Corpse Under the Tree, and Jenna Haze in My Stocking, the Perfect Holiday
  7. Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch??
  8. I AM A SEXY JAPANESE WOMAN, I ROVE HOT VISUAL MEN FUCKING
  9. If You Don't Like VULGAR You Are Fucking Gay
  10. It's Easy to Look Dark and Evil When Jerry Bruckheimer Produces Your Video
  11. Call Her Now for for Ya Free Readin'
  12. Yeah, If You Find What Crawled Up Kyonomiko's Ass, Let Me Know, Okay? Thanks (a.k.a. Tribute to Undown)
  13. MAPEB (Murderallpussyemoboys)
  14. Fashioncore Is Girls Fault
  15. Pierceyerfuckinthroat
  16. Tecmo Bowl of Piss (Way to Ruin a Classic You 3D Flaming Faggots)
  17. Twat Shots From Mars
  18. J-Rock Got Me Nothing but Enemies (And You Thought Fashioncore Was Bad)
  19. Violet Blue Is Better Than You
  20. Wesley Wilis Could Whup Goku's Ass
  21. Why Frown When You Can Be Satan
  22. She'll Let You Talk to Hulk Hogan Free of Charge
  23. Splinter Don't Know How to Party
  24. Wario's Hentai Hut, Where the Princess Finishes for You
  25. Pig and Elephant DNA Just Don't Splice (South Park)
  26. Backstage Bukkakke With Christine Taylor (Hey Dude Theme Song)
  27. West End Girls (Pet Shop Boys)
  28. Mechanixx (Baiser)
  29. There Is No Love Between Us (Pop Will Eat Itself)
  30. Pavement Saw (Big Black)
  31. I Believe Your Exact Words Were "Dangerously Close to Befriending a Female Killer" (Scissor Shock remix)
  32. Destroy All Redheads (Old and Busted Intro)
  33. The True Meaning of Life Is STILL Waiting to Die
  34. All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Sucky Sucky
  35. I Kill Ghettotrash Cockmonkeys
  36. Necrophilia Orgy With the Donnas Corpses (Jailbait Fanservice)
  37. tAtU Aren't Real Dykes (I Told You So Edition)
  38. I Try Not to Say It but My Mouth Is Like an Uzi as I Start to Spray It
  39. Your Ex-Girlfriend Looks Like the Guy From POD
  40. And Now a Word From an Old Friend or Two
  41. The Elusive Rangerside (KHR's Side of the Ill Fated Split With KTMBTM)
  42. [untitled]
  43. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 1: Smackherwithadick
  44. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 2: I Am Dr. Doom and I'll Send My Monkeys With Pants After You
  45. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 3: Pyro Will Turn You to Toast
  46. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 4: The Karaoke Incident
  47. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 5: The Cleaning Lady Is a Robot?!?!!
  48. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 6: The Karaoke Incident Revisited
  49. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 7: I Told You Not to Call During Funk Master Flex Night
  50. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 8: Cops Raid the Party... Bummer Dude
  51. Senior Trip to Hell, Day 9: The Campfire Singalong of Doom
  52. I CAN'T HEAR YOU NUMBNUTS
  53. Blank
  54. [untitled] (Intro to Kill Lohan Saga)
  55. Backstage Bukkakke With Lindsay Lohan (The Final Bukkake)
  56. Backstage Stabbing Lindsay Lohan With a Screwdriver, Covering Her With Gas and Setting Her on Fire
  57. Obligatory Shoutout Track
  58. Going Blank Again
  59. A Song for the Ladies in the House With Low Self Esteem

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  1. The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Freind List, Part 2
  2. Toim to Hant
  3. The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Freind List, Part 1
  4. Ashleevanilli (A.K.A. "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's")
  5. I'm Too Tired to Redraw These Sprites, Lets Just Use the Old Ones
  6. Rape a Redhead in a Santa Hat for the Brothas That Ain'There No Mo
  7. Millenium Fail Dream Match Forever
  8. Backstage Bukkake With Mandy Moore With Special Guest Ron Jeremy
  9. Lining Up All the Spongebob Queerpants Fans and Chopping Off Thier Heads One by One...... Genetic Cleansing at It's Finest
  10. Maggie McClellan is a Cunt
  11. Will Let You Make Shitty Films of Our Games for Food
  12. Hey, It's Not Racist If They're Dead
  13. Super Turbo Ultimate Champion Edition vs. Hyper Dual Shock Final
  14. Scene Girls Fear the Black Cock
  15. Don't Worry About the White Stain on Your Dir En Grey Shirt, It Won't Matter Where You're Going
  16. No Love Hina Isn't Any Good
  17. New Black Eyed Peas Vs. Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything)
  18. While You're at School We Shed Our Skins and Breathe Dryer Lint
  19. Backstage Bukkake With Avril, New From Vivid Video
  20. And Where Is Captain Commando? He's at Home Washing His Tights
  21. Rape Kirsten Dunst With a Screwdriver Yaay!
  22. The Only Good That Ever Came from Jaime Was Learning That D Gives the KKK Hand Jobs for Crack
  23. I Challenge the Girl With No Limbs to a Game of Dance Dance Revolution
  24. Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men?... Because Opposites Attract
  25. Keiji Inafune Created Mega Man Because He's a Fucking Pedo
  26. Girls Who Google Thier Name
  27. I'm Sorry You Got Your New Years Kiss From Anna Nicole
  28. Act 18 Stage 6
  29. Konami Does Not Present
  30. Swagger Jackin' Since '87
  31. Occupy Hellhole
  32. Max Casaveno Won't Get A Song Title On One Of These But It Won't Stop Him From Trying
  33. Act 12 Stage 12
  34. Act 4 Stage 72
  35. Real Bout Now Thats What I Call Jock Jams The Video Game 9 The New Cummers
  36. Live From 6 Feet Under The Red Carpet
  37. Up Up Down Down Down Down Down Down B S Stop
  38. But This Is Not A Deicide Cover
  39. Act 68 Stage 99
  40. Two Broke(n) Girls
  41. ...and The Pillow Was Gone
  42. Bob And Silent Snake Strike Often
  43. Trigger Warning Theater Presents (6)9xxx
  44. The Perils Of Life In High Definition
  45. The Asphyxiation Of Haruhi Suzumiya
  46. Happy Festivus Charlie Brown
  47. Sorry Sir, We Don't Insure Stuntcocks
  48. Act 30 Stage 000
  49. We Of Westerberg High Will Die
  50. Step Right Up, Choose Your 9/11
  51. Extreme Home Makeover Urban Edition Turbo Hyper Fighting
  52. Hills Is Watching (Silently)
  53. Act 100 Stage 84020593
  54. How To Age Disgracefully, Tonight At 11
  55. Ugly World Order (or This Is A Sponge Cover)
  56. To Write Loathing On Her Arms
  57. If Meryl And Snake Couldn't Make It, You Kids Are Fucked
  58. Hacking Your Model Mayhem Account To Say You Do Interracial Gangbangs
  59. I'm Sorry You Got Your New Years Kiss From Anna Nicole's Corpse
  60. Ding Fries Are Done FINAL
  61. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer And Survived. . .Jaime, However, Wasn't So Lucky
  62. You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch
  63. No One Should Die at a Concert, but Everyone Should Die at a Rave

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