No Baby for You! (Live)
- A Cute Thing to Say
- Straightening Out a Passive Aggressive Date
- Sex With the Retarded
- A Shitty Buggy Ride
- Clowning Around in Dealey Plaza
- I Was Almost a Burn Victim
- You Gellin'?
- Shitty White People and Their Shitty Guilt
- The Muslims Are Rioting
- Blacks on a Plane
- Checking Out Middle Eastern Guys
- I'm Dominant Sexually
- Spankin' a Bitch Too Hard
- My Titties
- The Lefty
- Size Matters
- Mandatory Aids Test
- Condoms Suck
- Birth Control and Pedophiles
- No Baby for You!
- Slapping a Gal With My Cock
- The Nipple Flicker
- My Shitty Limp Dick
- Penile Abuse
- Lunch With Her Ex
- The World's Wettest Vagina
Please Be Offended (Live)
Yellow Discipline (Live)
- Vinny's Awful Intro
- New Joisey
- Fargo & A Droopy Lip
- Kill Yourself in Seattle
- Bed, Bath & Beyond
- Boca Raton and Shaky People
- Michael J. Fox Is an Alcoholic
- Aspen Sure Is Expensive
- Sex & Racism
- Michael Jackson Is the Artist of the Millenium
- A Brittney Log
- Liz Taylor's Hairy Hat
- Good Ole' Martha
- Wacky Bumper Stickers
- The Elephant on Southwest
- Making a Gal Laugh
- Adorable Observations About the Mentally Challenged
- Actors and My Awful Head
- A Single, Impotent, Meaty Breasted Failure
- Profiling and the Shoe Bombing Monkey
- I Wish I Were Gay
- Sensitive Nipples
- Loving a Chubby Dumper
- Meaty Lips
- Squemish Girls Stink
- Pornography
- Oral Treats
- Vinny's Awful Outro
- Jim Norton Talking Doll
- Jim Norton's Motivational Tapes
