Holiday in America
- Luncheon of the Goose and Terrapin Parties
- Resident Pretard
- We're All in This Together
- Understanding Less Than Ever Before
- Weiner Cop
- They Lie, Let's Fight Each Other
- Growing Spurts
- Even My Avocado Tree Douches, Why Doesn't D.C.?
- Intangible Disgust
- Damn Eagles
- Defund Disband Demolish Destroy
- Parking Meter Piss Spot
- Dirty Sheets (Run-On Fumes)
- Mind Control Deoderant
- Piggy in the White House
- Big Arnold Statuary
- I Believe in America
- Gruppe Thot
- Bored Boarded Windows
- Lieutenant Toilet Soldier Reports for Doody
Ouch! My Dog Is on Fire
Salve the World
- I Can't Wait to Lose My Teeth
- Rabbit Nest
- Dentures-A-Go-Go
- Smashing the State by Wearing the Approved Clothing
- Pork Cracklins for Peace
- Someone Spilled the Salt
- Coloidial Chicken
- Limping Past the Mayo Jar
- King Tut's Tiny Tarpaulin
- Sponge Dripping With Mustard
- Bubble Guts
- Partially Hydrogenated Wallpaper
- Believe It Kid
- Quansett Hutt
- Meandering Grapefruit
- Cleopatra Vs. Mascara
- Indoor Cats Are Pussies
- Impirical and Reverse Psychology
- Astral Projected Cheeseburger
- Gordon's Tie Clip