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Geboren am 24. Juli 1974

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  1. Russina and Atari
  2. I'm Nervous, Virginity, People Quoting Stuff They've Read, Not Funny To... ,being Followed
  3. [untitled]
  4. The Goodnight Song
  5. Dear District Attorney of Orleans County
  6. The Comedians of Comedy Tour (The Rookie)
  7. Q&A: Advice for the Audience
  8. My Time Warner Cable Newspaper Ad
  9. Political Chalk, Audition, Bicyclist and Pilates
  10. Messages on Napkins at Bars
  11. Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated)
  12. I Bought Ads on Facebook!
  13. Open / Wake Up Call and Two Other Jokes
  14. Touring My Set, but First Two Other Jokes
  15. I Fell Down in London! Oh, and Bought a Phone!
  16. Tea Party Website
  17. I Met a Fan of the Earth
  18. A Guest Shopping at Marshalls
  19. Christian Mingle and My Childhood Notebook
  20. Jokes with a Theremin!
  21. We Were Just Talking About You
  22. The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
  23. Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
  24. Social Anxiety
  25. Throat, Arms & Hands
  26. Heart
  27. Spaceship Flying
  28. Horse
  29. Rabbi
  30. Horse III
  31. Thong McHacky-Sack
  32. Gwreeegwkqreu
  33. Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
  34. Cat Asking For Directions
  35. Flowers
  36. Fox News & MSNBC
  37. Mittens
  38. Wouowowoooouuuooo
  39. Flitchy Woo-Woo
  40. Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
  41. Contacting Celebrities On Facebook
  42. Horse Galloping
  43. Racist Stapler
  44. Rave
  45. Oh, My Wife Knows
  46. Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
  47. Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
  48. Please Take Off Your Shoes
  49. Cat
  50. Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
  51. My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse
  52. Blender
  53. Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
  54. Judy
  55. We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland
  56. The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
  57. Acquaintance
  58. Neon Sign
  59. Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong
  60. Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
  61. Doorbell
  62. Father 2
  63. LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
  64. Desk Covered In Hair
  65. Andrew
  66. Mr. sh*tface
  67. Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
  68. That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
  69. Unnnnnn
  70. Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude
  71. The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
  72. Salad
  73. RomneyCare & ObamaCare
  74. Dr. Fart
  75. Miguel
  76. Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
  77. Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
  78. Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret
  79. Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
  80. The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
  81. Happy And Stuffed
  82. Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
  83. Oxycodone
  84. Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest
  85. I Simply Keep Crying
  86. Hurricane
  87. Oops
  88. School Teacher Given Permission
  89. Scanning An Item
  90. Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
  91. Steve
  92. That Was Worth It
  93. Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
  94. Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner
  95. Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
  96. Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook
  97. Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia
  98. Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow
  99. Introduction, A Gift From Derrick
  100. Tree Falling In A Forest
  101. They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"
  102. Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
  103. Cat Purring
  104. Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
  105. Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
  106. Someone Is Calling
  107. Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic
  108. No Senator, I Already Have Two
  109. Cream Cheese
  110. Crackling Fire
  111. Preggo!
  112. Piano Cleaner
  113. Phone Is Ringing
  114. One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
  115. Debbie
  116. Magic Clown Using His Powers
  117. Jigsaw Puzzle
  118. Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
  119. No Shirt, No Shoes - Service
  120. Standard Greeting 2
  121. Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine
  122. Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
  123. Doin' The Flip-A-Doo
  124. Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy
  125. A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
  126. Penicillin Dong
  127. A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs
  128. Turtle
  129. Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis
  130. Crammin' For The Jam Exam
  131. File Under "The Rolling Stones"
  132. Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
  133. Poodle
  134. Thunder
  135. Auauauauauauau
  136. Goodnight, Buddy
  137. Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings
  138. Telecommuting Cat
  139. Basement
  140. Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain
  141. Alarm Clock
  142. Kids Playing In The Park
  143. Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
  144. Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
  145. Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
  146. Nano-Horse
  147. Conversational Russian In The Workplace
  148. Teapot Whistle
  149. Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?
  150. Marijuana
  151. Giraffe Sleeping
  152. Two Adults In A Small Space
  153. Peyote
  154. Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
  155. Sure, In There Is Fine
  156. I Voted For McCain In 2000
  157. Amaretto Sour
  158. Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
  159. Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
  160. Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?
  161. Humpback Whale
  162. Gun Shot
  163. Colleague
  164. Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
  165. Elevator At The Empire State Building
  166. Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
  167. Two Lost Fireflies
  168. Group Of Wealthy Men
  169. Nothing Goes To Waste
  170. Steam Engine
  171. Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood
  172. Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
  173. Chicken Prostitue Haggling
  174. Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
  175. Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
  176. Jam Session
  177. Alien Supermarket
  178. Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
  179. Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax
  180. My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days
  181. Police Siren In Europe
  182. VCR Ejecting A Tape
  183. Standard Greeting 5
  184. Living Helicopter Complaining
  185. Goofballs Having Silly Fun
  186. I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours
  187. Shortwave Radio
  188. Phil Donahue
  189. Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
  190. IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World
  191. Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
  192. Moons Over Your Hammy
  193. Tim
  194. F*Ckbuddy
  195. Telephone Calling A Toaster
  196. Sleepy Horse
  197. Shower Running
  198. Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
  199. Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
  200. Even Better Than An Associate Degree
  201. So This Is Medicaid?
  202. Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game
  203. Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties
  204. Police Siren
  205. Heroin
  206. Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
  207. The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe
  208. Round One Goes To Princess-Rump
  209. Boat
  210. Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
  211. People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
  212. Spaceship Crashing
  213. Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
  214. Lucy
  215. Long Fart
  216. Standard Greeting 7
  217. Never You Mind That
  218. Larry King Being Told Important Information
  219. Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting
  220. Sarah
  221. Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH
  222. Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
  223. Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
  224. Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
  225. The Czech Republic
  226. Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
  227. Police Siren In Belgium
  228. Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm
  229. The Best Misunderstanding
  230. Elephant Having Trouble
  231. Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
  232. The Nerve Of Some People
  233. Powerful Senator
  234. No, Please... After You
  235. Confident Balls
  236. Wet Hot Americano
  237. Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)
  238. Duck
  239. Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work
  240. The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
  241. Amicable Divorce
  242. I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
  243. Safe Word
  244. Two Rascals Showing Off
  245. Man Walking In Boots
  246. Make Yourself At Home
  247. Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status
  248. Enter The F*Ckscape
  249. Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze
  250. Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
  251. Frying Pan Sizzle
  252. PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder
  253. Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door
  254. Fart III
  255. Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache
  256. Apple Sauce Being Naughty
  257. Wolf
  258. Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
  259. Computer Downloading A File
  260. Airplane Flying
  261. Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
  262. You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter
  263. Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
  264. These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
  265. Sebastian
  266. She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
  267. Traffic
  268. Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
  269. .357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
  270. I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
  271. Shark
  272. You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
  273. Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
  274. Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
  275. Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
  276. Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
  277. Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
  278. Telephone Ringing
  279. The Kindness Of Strangers
  280. So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
  281. Aaaaaaaa
  282. Whistle Ring
  283. Horace's Compromise
  284. Fur Coat Getting F*cked By A Bunch Of Cats
  285. Megan
  286. Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
  287. Pcp
  288. Machine Gun
  289. Have We Met?
  290. Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
  291. A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
  292. TV Audience Clapping At Food
  293. David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
  294. Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven
  295. I Thought I Was The Pancake Man
  296. More Crying
  297. A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
  298. Dustpan
  299. Waffles
  300. Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
  301. With Or Without You (Preferably With)
  302. Ask A Pastor
  303. Kim
  304. How Very Hemmingway Of You
  305. Zoo With Nothing To Lose
  306. Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
  307. A BuzzFeed List
  308. Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
  309. Automatic Door Opening
  310. Friendship Bracelet
  311. Now My Back Hurts
  312. Video Game
  313. Leave Your Name
  314. Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
  315. Feet & Legs
  316. A Real Whodunnit!
  317. Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short
  318. We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind
  319. Kate
  320. Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News
  321. Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
  322. French Woman Enjoying A Danish
  323. Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner
  324. Train
  325. Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
  326. Happiness Is A Warm Dong
  327. You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
  328. Rainbow
  329. Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
  330. High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
  331. Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning
  332. Dog
  333. Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
  334. Dentist Having Sex
  335. Wife Calling
  336. Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
  337. Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating
  338. Toilet Flushing
  339. Cheese
  340. Operation Cooch-Toot
  341. Grand Wizard Can't Find A Sock
  342. The Last Rock Star
  343. It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man
  344. Too Soon?
  345. French Kids Picking Apples
  346. Two-State Solution With Benefits
  347. Blizzard
  348. Pasta Nasty
  349. Boy Who Loves Hammocks
  350. Lsd
  351. You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir
  352. Paul Can Really Push Good
  353. I Am A Doctor
  354. Old Man
  355. I Went To School In The Boston Area
  356. Caldor Binge Drinking
  357. Turtle II
  358. Standard Greeting 3
  359. Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
  360. What Gusto!
  361. Love
  362. Powerful Senator II
  363. Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
  364. Husband Calling
  365. Bryan
  366. The Sizzle-Maker
  367. Still Crying
  368. Yellow Line That Divides Roads
  369. I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
  370. College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
  371. Two Sheep Arguing
  372. Www.Thepleasuresallmine.Gov
  373. Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford
  374. Slick motherf*cker
  375. Phone Call
  376. Crying
  377. Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
  378. Tacos
  379. Last Guy At A Rave
  380. Fire Truck
  381. Drum Circle
  382. Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
  383. It's Noon Somewhere
  384. A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
  385. Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
  386. Sneaking Around The Zoo
  387. Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator
  388. Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
  389. Puddle
  390. The Body
  391. My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position
  392. Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
  393. Hebrew Ray
  394. Stern
  395. Friend
  396. Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
  397. F*ckface Calling
  398. I Can't Answer The Phone
  399. Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
  400. Fire Your Dentist!
  401. Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
  402. I Can't Answer The Phone (But I Want To)
  403. Standard Greeting 1
  404. Dawn
  405. Hello, Mr. c*nt
  406. Pffrrrtttt
  407. Little Girl Crying
  408. I'm The Autodidact Of Amour
  409. Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
  410. Fart
  411. Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
  412. The Jackal Never Misses!
  413. Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
  414. Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
  415. Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
  416. Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun
  417. Fart Walrus
  418. Sally's In Charge
  419. I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore
  420. Mdma
  421. The Shenanigans You Requested
  422. Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
  423. Telephone Falling On The Ground
  424. Dishwasher Running
  425. Hotel Bed That Is Tired
  426. Baby Locked In A Dresser
  427. Screaming Man
  428. Snacks In Iraq
  429. The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
  430. Kaitlin
  431. Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
  432. Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch
  433. Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird
  434. Kindhearted Fireman
  435. Cookies Being Arrested
  436. My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
  437. Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl
  438. Details
  439. Standard Greeting 4
  440. 1960's Street Fight
  441. Helicopter
  442. Priest
  443. 48 And Flexible
  444. Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations
  445. I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen
  446. Amoxicillin
  447. Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want
  448. Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style
  449. Bow
  450. A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven
  451. Apple Cider Vinegar
  452. Motorcycle
  453. It's Like Apples And Oranges (F*cking)
  454. Too Many Pieces Of Paper
  455. Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
  456. This Cheesecake Is Divine
  457. New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
  458. Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
  459. Fighter Plane
  460. Germaphobe Does Not Mind
  461. Laser Gunfire
  462. Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
  463. Telescope Being Defensive
  464. Susan Sarandon Is Calling
  465. Summertime
  466. Head
  467. A LinkedIn Profile
  468. Confused Child
  469. Answer The Phone
  470. Don't Mind If I Do...
  471. Standard Greeting 6
  472. My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
  473. Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
  474. Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
  475. No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
  476. Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
  477. Can't Come To Phone
  478. Meet Me By The Condom Machine
  479. Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
  480. Dirty Boulevard
  481. Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
  482. Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
  483. Crème Fresh Jackson
  484. Panda At A Hotel
  485. Don Draper Has The Flu
  486. Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
  487. Robert
  488. Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
  489. Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
  490. Introduction
  491. Misogynistic Maple Trees
  492. Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
  493. Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
  494. Mother 2
  495. Pilates Are Invigorating
  496. Love Clean Up, Aisle One
  497. Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
  498. Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
  499. Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of sh*t
  500. Well
  501. Katie
  502. Going To Warp Speed
  503. I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?
  504. Hey!
  505. Dial Tone
  506. Intro To Ringtones
  507. It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor
  508. Father Calling
  509. Rain
  510. Boner School
  511. Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
  512. I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage
  513. Mice Making Fried Rice
  514. Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
  515. Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
  516. No Answer
  517. Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
  518. Shouts And Murmurs
  519. Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
  520. Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton
  521. Jack-In-The-Box
  522. Kids Playing In The Park II
  523. Sophisticated?
  524. Gays In The Military
  525. Old Man's Penis
  526. LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
  527. Mother Calling
  528. It's Raining Dan
  529. Mizzenmast
  530. I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now
  531. Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
  532. Cat That Doesn't Mind
  533. Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia
  534. Pile Of Sneakers
  535. So Glad That Was You Behind Me
  536. We Deserve A Michelin Star
  537. Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages
  538. 25 Rats Sleeping
  539. Matt
  540. Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
  541. Smell Of A Pear
  542. Spicy Fish
  543. Faxed To The Wrong Number
  544. Bandits Helping Around The House
  545. Nick
  546. Duck II
  547. Call Me Dr. Stardust
  548. Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
  549. Ambient Noise In An Airplane
  550. Snowing
  551. Best Friends/Next Level
  552. 88% On Rotten Tomatoes
  553. Fishing
  554. Bellhop Who Got Stung
  555. Bear
  556. New Email
  557. Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
  558. An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman
  559. I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu

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