Charles Bronson Songtexte
The Only Time I Think About Romance Is When I Wonder Why I Don't Think About It

Good Luck Getting Through This Mess

1. Why Do You Bother?
2. Little Debbie
3. I’m Sick of Feminists
4. Your Average Run of the Mill Straight Edge Song
5. Ricki Lake
6. Just Like All the Rest (Neos)
7. The Shane Song
8. No More
9. Can’t Take This
10. Theme Song
11. I Can’t Be in a Band With You Because You Like Epitaph (Beatdown remix)
12. Silenced
13. Diet Rootbeer
14. Ebro’s Bitter Onslaught on Jerry Springer’s Unsuspecting Ass
15. Sick Of O.J.
16. Chicago
17. Bible Thumpers Go To Hell
18. Irrigation
19. Security Blanket
20. Why Do You Bother?
21. Eavesdrop
22. I Can’t Be Friends With You Because You Like Epitaph
23. Eazy E’s Fucking Dead and I Think It’s Fuckin Rad
24. Second Hand Choke
25. Theme Song
26. Deaf and Dumb
27. J.R.S. Beatdown
28. They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry Up and Fucking Die
29. Crooked Teeth
30. Political Prisoners
31. Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song
32. You Get What You Pay For
33. Charles Bronson Will Not Turn Into a ____ Band
34. Rich Crusties Shall Pay
35. Fuckin Drunken Uncle
36. Fratguy on the Barbi
37. I Lied When I Said I Liked Your Zine
38. Playing Lotto
39. Ants in the Kool Aid
40. What the Fuck Are You Gonna Do When It’s Cool to Be Yourself?
41. Craig Ferris Sucks a Mean Cock
42. Phil Anselmo’s Pain Burns in the Heart of My Little Brother
43. The Kids Are Gonna Stick Together
44. Tabloid Suckass
45. Cheese With Your Whine
46. 4 Alarm Counter Fuck
47. Annual Martyr to Your Social Life
48. History in the Making
49. Tony Victory Knows How to Party
50. Down for the Count
51. 4 Hour Personality
52. No Points for the Losers
53. Drunk Punks Is Hippies
54. One Life Crew Goes on Slimfast
55. Debate Team Bake Sale
56. I Can Never Write Too Many Songs About Morons Like You
57. Individualized Floor Puncher
58. Batting a Thousand and Still Striking Out
59. Let’s Start a Revolution So I Can Break Some Shit
60. The Great Pet Rock Comeback
61. What’s Wrong With Me? (Faith)
62. Dream a Little Dream
63. Punching a Gift Horse in the Mouth
64. The Story of My Life
65. Grown Up Corpses
66. Bike Pig on a Rope
67. I’m So Smart Now
68. As Fucked as Gator
69. Skate for God
70. You Will Go (Steve Caballero)
71. Better Never Than Late
72. 412 Wolfpack
73. Marriage Can Suck It
74. Youth Attack!
75. The Painful, Yet Unavoidable, Deathstar Comparison
76. xDumbfucksx
77. Too Much of a Good Thing
78. Standing in Front of Bulldog Records
79. Stock Footage
80. Pre(im)mature Retirement P.L.A.N.
81. The Only Time I Think About Romance Is When I Wonder Why I Don’t Think About It
82. Deaf and Dumb
83. Fuck Technology, I'll Keep My Pocket Change
84. Red and Green Make Yellow
85. Let’s Start Another War So I Can Sing About Stopping It
86. I Just Can’t Avoid the Void in “Avoid”
87. Wastoid on the Celluloid
88. Shrinkage
89. Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind
90. I.Q. 32 (Necros)
91. Punch Drunk (Hüsker Dü)
92. The Tears of a Clone
93. Last Warning (Who Fucking Cares)
94. Why Be Something That You’re Not (Good Question…)
95. Rich Crusties (Live at Otto’s)
96. Seven More Shitty‐Ass Songs (Live in Fuckin Belgium)

Unreleased Shit

1. Why Do You Bother Ebro?
2. Couldn’t Fuckin’ Care Less
3. Whatever Happened?
4. Mindless (Blah Blah Blah)
5. The Worm Song
6. The Kids Are Gonna Stick Together
7. Falling Off‐Do It!
8. E.S.P. Girls Love Me
9. Wailing Guitar Solos Vol.1, A Chronology
10. (Fuck Being) Positive
11. ???
12. ???
13. So What If I Puked Up McDonalds?
14. Moodswinger
15. Ralph on Ralph
16. Twiggy on My Mind
17. Cous Cous on the Loose Loose
18. Telecom U.S.A
19. I Go to School
20. Cross Me (Project X)
21. Untitled (XDekalb Hatedge ForeverX)

1. Marriage Can Suck It
2. Youth Attack!
3. The Painful Yet Unavoidable Deathstar Comparison
4. xDumbfucksx
5. Too Much of a Good Thing
6. Standing in Front of Bulldog Records
7. Stock Footage
8. Pre(im)mature Retirement P.L.A.N.
9. The Only Time I Think About Romance Is When I Wonder Why I Don't Think About It...
10. Deaf and Dumb
11. Fuck Technology, I'll Keep My Pocket Change
12. Red and Green Make Yellow
13. Let's Start Another War So I Can Sing About Stopping It
14. I Just Can't Avoid the Void in Avoid
15. Was Toid on the Celluloid
16. Shrinkage
17. Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind
18. IQ 32
19. Punch Drunk
20. The Tears of a Clone