The Parker Tapes
- Sabbaba
- Pilly the Bigs
- Fist Up Mother Brown
- Young Friends
- Nogged Out With Sharon Davies
- Blood and Pus
- An Old Hook
- Billy Bonds Loop
- Joliver
- Bokey and the Smandits
- Bring Back Cloaks
- Old Time Romantic Doves
- Dixy Shit
- Dancing With Manatees
- Job and Bosie
- TR 389 SH L82 TR380
- Trout Leg Legg Street
- CV Mosq and More Except for CV Mosq
- The Crime Busters of the Sea
- 100 Degree Neck Cracking Pins
- Chocolate Sushi
- Expensive Shoes Bought Cheap Worn Once
- My Dad Knows Your Brother
- Wind It Up Rob, We’ll Dance
- New Drun 2
- Chicken Cake
- Shit & Bird Muck
- Well Now
- You Always Seemed So Brave Before
- What Happened to You Eh?
- Herron?
- Pigeon Nosebag
- Hat Whistle the Show Whistle
- Baronia Marine
- Fred Horse
- Cos We’re Livin on Adam Clayton
- Grunder
- Bill Hate Figure
- Ah Tone, The Brownies!
- 2Hrs Later Loop
- Magic Watery Stickers
- A Black Swan Bit My Red Shoe
- Sick as a Dog
- Hideous Krow
- Thomas Chad
- Darkside Farmers
- Big Up All Our Mates
- Smiggie Balls, Duff Paddy, Shoepack
- 2 Millennium Big Knee
- Pasta Rasta’s Camo Visor Advisor (revised)
- Large Father
- Gold Small Cat
- Krylon
- Elint Castwood
- A Chance to Turn It Off
- Cybear
- Got Myself a ______ Tied Up in the Basement
- My Dad’s Brother Knows Russell Crowe
- Anyway, Right, So I Said to Her
- If That’s Yer Attitude
- You Can Just Forget About It
- Rwuul Mwroededded
- Crocodile Tears
- Jangly Watt.Sits on the Prom
- Pissed Up and Shitting
- The Legend of the Swedish Galleon
- The Meat Section
- Gasoff Kettleggs
- MF DOOM
- Pen Cock
- Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Oh Yeah Dogs
- Ferrularbis
- Atta Michi Hoi
- Foliage Nick Included
- Your Love is Fading
- Is It Hardcore?
- Brian Cardboard and His Swaying Stance
- We’re Fucking Ragbags as It Is
- Barn Master Farley
- Scott Says the Slum
- Bich Ho Tran
- The Sea Dogs
- The Kickabout
- Scrap Heap Services
- The One Behind It
- In Yer Eye
- 10$ Sting
- And a Complete Change of Blood
- Phil Collins’ Cock
- Cool Fighter
- Drums 6
- 6 It
- Dirt Slug the Finest
- Fly Me to New York
- alecchristie.com
- Your Love Is Like Off Benelyn
- (That’s Enough Meaningless Track Names‐Ed.)
- Big Ugly Fat‐Necked Wombat‐Headed Big Bellied Magpie‐Legged Narrow‐Hipped Splay‐Footed Sons of Irish Baliffs
Carry On Breathing
- Brokeback Building Site
- The Skilling Bike
- Reading Pain in the Face of a Duck
- All the Forks, Forky Fork
- Standupsitdowngetupfaffaround
- The Lead Thief
- Fancy a Game of Fuck You Palin?
- Dangerous Megathumbs
- Flapjack Your Body
- Chris’s Printer
- Brackish Water
- Revenge of the Pencock
- Next Level
- You Know When You’ve Been Winked at by Eubank’s Winking Winky
- I Love Cat
- Porkpienapple
- Salvador Dahlin Wahlin
- Bullhang in the Bristol Channel
- Dingy Veils, Rumpled Gown
- Old People’s Bums Are Very Flat
- Sidney Darken
- Full Plastic Helmet Full Mental Jacket
- Ever Punishing Krow
- I Love Dog
- Crapboasts
- Dude Where’s My Car
- My Bum & the Bi-Mums
- Dwhoooo!
- Kajsa
- I Know Michael Jackson
- Furtive Movements of the Skulking Muslim
- The Pitiful Door
- Can I Have the Data?
- Andy Townsend’s Crappy Computer
- I Like Things
- Do You Remember That Film With Sigourney Weaver
- Grunder II
- Yeah, Snake Oil
- The Boss’s Beef Melon
- I Am the Guv’nor, You Deal With Me
- One of Us Has Written a Novel
- It’s Called ‘Earth Inc’
- ISBN# 978 0556105 30
- Have You Ever Seen Fish and Chips Like These?
- A Snake Is Not an Animal
- Chelmsfail
- You’re Pickin the Bones Out
- Cockalainie
- Sugary Shearer
- They’ll Never Succeed in Taking Over the Government of France
- Mum & Dad
- I’ll Have a Thanks Very Much
- Bleak Sieve
- Threads
- Nice Hair Sieve
- Involuntary Dolphins
- A Duck Is One Mean Machine
- Blow a Dog’s Hair Out
- Gonashvili
- The Hissing Butt
- Mindprobe Sieve
- Black Crunchy Nut Man
- Kolme Kitaraa
- My Wife Kracked a Little Gig Off in Krakow
- Gluey Stepmum
- Taking the Noro on the Chin
- Acropolis Now
- We Went to Chicago We Did
- Wheelchair Sieve
- Taking the Bedlington Terrier for a Walk
- Duckdiamond
- Knocked Up a Lil Grey Pigs Face Thing
- Chris Moyles Is Not a Paedophile
- The Salmon Meal
- Down at the Quiz
- Panickin Skywalker
- Foameyes 735
- Giving Up (Again)
- He Had Money All Along
- Hubcap Ernie
- Snow Dalek
- A Couple of Old School Mates
- Anybody Wanna Do Our Next Album for Us?
- The Boardgame That Crashed
- I Couldn’t Tell You That I Loved You Enough
- What? You’re Gonna Kill Me? Down the Phone?
- This Track Has No Title
Dead Horse
- Yeah Scabbard
- Clever Girl
- Gownday
- Saltgrain
- Preparing 4 Emergent Seas
- From This Day On
- Yer Little Pipe Dream
- Lambonaise Tonight
- Am I Allowed To ---
- Nothing in the Bag
- 4 Tomatoes, £20
- Duck Breath
- Dolmio & Teabags Crindian
- Sandra Bullock's in Tent
- The Glider
- Loving Dog
- Yeah Duggan... Austin, TX
- Anne Frankingmachine
- Tit Tit
- NewsiswherejournalistsR
- White Now
- Def, Dumb, Gay Barbie
- Skoko!
- I Got Me Drop Side Truck
- I Got Things Goin On
- In Me Life
- Cassetteboy
- Spark Up Driva
- Bigboy Tony Lionheart
- We Have Sex With Falcons
- 4+4=8
- 2+5=8
- Oops, No It Doesn't
- It's 7.
- Another Track
- Back in Black
- William IV
- Nancy Boy Fairy Eyes
- I've Come About Your Shoes
- Your Glorious Love
- Rock and Roll Bath
- Maggot Incident
- Andy's Airbed
- Sorry About That M's T
- Live at Glastonbury 2005
- Rabbits of the World 2
- Meh
- Quillted Americana Kitty
- Maurice Black
- His Baby's Like a Pudding
- Eyes of a Tranny's Fanny
- Superman III
- Brewster's Millions
- The Gay Minotaurs
- Peter Lowe (Stanley Claret)
- Swizz Chrizz
- Poo Poo Top Off
- Apple Cak (Shitbox)
- Superficial Good Vibe?
- It's White Again Btw.
Festive Christmas
- Ho Ho Ho
- Are You Wizard
- Card
- Turkey
- Dropping the Bomb
- Santa Claus Is Drinking
- Simply Having...
- La La La La La
- Merry Merry Merry Merry Merry
- Walking in the High Pitched Air
- Christmas Tree
- Roasting
- I Believe in the Virgin Megastore
- A Sailor's Bells
- Snow Snow Snow Oh Yeah Snow
- Everyday
- Bingmas
- Happy Cliffmas
- Shakin' Through
- Banned Aid
- Christmas Time Gentlemen, Please!
- Merry Christmas
- Cajun and Louisiana and Stuff, No Doubt
- Early 80's Christmas
- On the Open Fire
- The Dire Rea
- More Cajun and Louisiana and Stuff, No Doubt
- God Rest You...
- Ooh, It's Paul McCartney Cashing in Again! Bastard!
- A Bulging Sack
- Up the Chimney
- Gangsta Wrapping
- Hadenuff