Crash Test Dude (Live)
- Introductory Remarks
- Understand Your Man
- An Aside Regarding Prostitution
- Androgynous
- I Want to Par-Tay!
- Oral Sex Is Proffered by Mr. Roberts in Order to Compensate a Customer for the High Ticket Price
- Cocaine
- Give Yourself a Hand
- Trident Gum Theme
- Da Do Ron Ron
- A Discussion of Bowel Difficulties During the Performance
- Afternoons & Coffeespoons
- A Poem, "Scientific Management", Is Read
- Keep a Lid on Things
- A Hilariously Derisive Account of My Heritage Ensues, as I Banter on, Ever More Wittily, the Scotch Now Coursing Through My Body as I Experience an Ever-Increasing Alcohol-Induced Euphoria
- Superman's Song
- Relation Between Bass Baritone Guitar and the Penis Is Discussed
- God Shuffled His Feet
- My Freedom From All Stds Is Firmly and Self-Servingly Established
- A Cigarette Is All You Get
- He Liked to Feel It
- The String Change Song
- Delilah
- La Grange
- Torontonians: Pros and Cons
- Unbreak My Heart
- My Reputation in the Politically Correct Press as 'Crash Test Drunkard'
- Bette Davis Eyes
- Another Poem, Entitled "Circumcision", Is Read
- Baby One More Time
- Mmm Mmm Mmm
- Encore
