If You Thought Six Million Jews Was a Lot of People, You Should've Seen My Inauguration
If You Wanted to Qualify for Health Insurance, Then Maybe You Shouldn't Have Gotten Raped?
Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
- Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
- Baby, It’s Cold Outside
- Jingle Pence
- It’s Always a White Chritmas for Jeff Sessions
- The Bible Is My Favorite Book
- Santa Is Real, but Climate Change Is a Hoax
- Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?
- Where’s My Parade?
- Tic Tacs and Mistletoe
- Carol of the Pence
That Makes Me Smart!
- You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
- PTSD Is Gay
- Some Mexicans Aren’t Rapists
- I Like the Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured
- My Daughter Is a Piece of Ass
- Poor People Are Too Stupid to Get a Loan From Their Parents
- There’s My African American!
- Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever
- Mexican Judges Don’t Count
- Journalism Is Gay
- I’d Date My Daughter
- Grab Em by the Pussy
- Take His Coat
- Breast Feeding Is Gay
- Ted Nugent Is Cool
- Dave Mustaine Is Cool
- Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowls
- Poll Watcher
- Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
- Changing Diapers Is Gay
- Build That Wall
- Alex Jones Is Smart
- I’m in Astonishingly Excellent Health
- Stay in Your Pens
- 911 Was Inconvenient for Me, Personally
- Make America Great Again
- Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
- Harriet Tubman Is, Like, a 3
- I Demand an Apology!
- That Makes Me Smart!
