Pashto Translator Needed
- Tim Horton's as a Gateway Drug to the Canadian Army
- We Trade You Sting for a Toyota Pick-Up Filled With Weed
- Taliban Horton Overnight Price Doubling
- Oakland Pulic Library Cambodian Tape Archive Remix for the Afghani People
- Taking Care of Business Like the Doa Video
- Take the Red Out of the Canadian Flag and You Get Surrender (We Are Wolves remix)
- It's Your Duty as a Canadian to Go to Tim Horton's 5 Times a Day
- Taliban! Our Hot Women Soldiers Will Turn Your Women Gay!
- Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle (Found Magazine Tape From Ypsilanti Parking Lot remix)
- Steve Earle Number One Taliban Commander
- Grrrls Look Good in Canada and Afghanistan
- Kandahar Porn Merchant Moustache Twitch
- He Died With Walnut Crunch Crumbs on His Moustache
- I Sure Know a Lot About Afghanistan So Let's Invade It (Or Make a Record About It)
- Hotboxing the LAV May Protect You From the IEDs
- I Wipe My Ass With Your Yellow Ribbon
Someone Told Me Life Gets Easier in Your 50's
- El Gallito (intro)
- There's an Oil Tanker Named Condoleeza Rice
- Bleeched Bumbaclot Warning
- If You Were a McDonalds, Your Lips Would Be an Orange Soda, but Your Dick Would Be a Shriveled-Up Fry
- Klootzak Keizer (intro)
- Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into a Trailer After It, and His Goat Pal Honcho, Escaped From a Relative's Home
- 8 Months Stuck in a Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses
- From the Time You're Born They Make You Feel So Small
- Cats Don't Judge People Do
- Some People Know How to Roll When They Fall Off a Bike (Hrsta remix)
- My Dick Is This Small Because It'S -40 Degrees F
- The Ground Is Really Unforgiving When You Fall (Hrsta remix)
- Shoving the Guardian Up My Ass While Binge Drinking With a Hoodie On
- Will Death Stop Lenny Kravitz's Ego?
- Easy E White House Dinner Menu Problem
Mehr Songtexte
- When I Was 12 I Used to Skip School
- Just So I Could Masterbate All Day Long
- I Used to Think About This Girl at My School
- When I Was 20 She Took Me Home
- But I Couldn't Get It Up
- I Am a Pretzel on a Stealth Mission to Kill the President
- Punk Not Dead Cave Is Good and Strong
- A Swimmer in the Ocean Is Not Afraid of the Rain
- Party / Bullshit / Flatlining on a Genocide
- Punk Rock Saved My Life, pt 4
- Marketing and Promotion Music Machine Blows My Teenage Mind by Turning Garbage Into Money
- Composed to Be Played for George W’s 2004 Visit to Be Played From Sound Truck Just Before Inevitable Arrest
- A Tale of the Horrors of Both Cocaine and Not Asking Consent
- Crappy Recording of Novelty 7 Inch Bought at Dutch Thrift Store Being Played Through My Best Friend’s Dumpstered Speakers
- Borrowing My Mom’s Beige Rabbit for My First Camping Trip, Tripping Out to FM Radio on Highway 401
- Debora St Drug Dealer Smiling and Counting $20 Bills While Whistling This Tune While Man With Black and Blue Face Stands Crying Next to Him
- Hot Waitress 12 Years Older Then Me Sexy Dancing With Me While Taking Off My Dishwashing Apron; Even Older Gay Waiter Joins In
- From Arm Pit To Finger Tip
- François Legault Dying On A Stretcher In The Hallway Next To The Toilet In The St Jerome Hospital
- Did Your Mother Get Paid To Give You Birth Did Your Father Inherit The Earth
- Dropping Off The Dead Dogs At The Overland Park Olive Garden
- This Country Is Torture
- You Stood Against Genocide While They Watched Sports
- Young People Once Again Show The Way
- The Worst People From My High School Now Run The World
- All In Pour Palestine, Tout Debout Let’s Block That School
- My Dick Is This Small Because It’s -40
