Two Brains Songtext
von Trout Fishing in America

Been up since 6:30, two days crowded into one,
Put away the dinner dishes, but my work still isn′t done
If I had three arms I could do what I need to do,
There's too much going on to just get by with two.
But I′ll need two brains if I'm gonna solve my problems.
I'll need two brains if I′m ever gonna make it through.
If I had two brains then I guess I′ll need two heads.
And they'll go very nicely with my three arms and five legs.
Two legs running, two legs dancing, but one firm on the ground,
To pick me up in case the other four should let me down.
But I′ll need two brains if I'm gonna solve my problems
I′ll need two brains If I'm ever gonna make it through.
I′ll need two brains. Ah, the work's getting harder.


I'll need two brains if I′m ever gonna make it through.
Greeting cards from creditors
Tell me something I don′t know.
Calculate 'til I lose interest,
Then I just let them go.
If I have two heads then I guess I′ll need four eyes,
And maybe a fifth in the back of one head so I never get surprised.
On both of sides of both my heads, my ears are opened wide
Listening to the harmonies, two voices intertwined
But I'll need two brains if I′m gonna solve my problems
I'll need two brains if I′m ever gonna make it through
I'll need two brains. Ah, the work's getting harder
I′ll need two brains if I′m ever gonna make it through