My Baby Loves Sudoku Songtext
von Trout Fishing in America

My baby loves Sudoku
It′s all she wants to do
Sudoku makes her so happy
Sudoku's making me blue
She just can′t be distracted
How can I hope to compete?
Numbers are so attractive
Sudoku swept her off her feet
She used to do the crossword
She'd even speak to me sometimes
And when clues referred to baseball
She would even pick my mind
Now when I offer my services
She says, "I'd rather do it by myself."
I sit alone and neglected
I′m getting dusty on the shelf
My baby loves Sudoku
She says it sharpens her mind
Sudoku keeps her so happy
Now she′s happy all of the time


She just can't be distracted
How can I hope to compete?
Numbers are so attractive
Sudoku swept her off her feet
I gave Sudoku to my mother
And it stole away her brain
She stopped cooking and quit housework
And all her friends say that she′s changed
My father says he hates Sudukis
And he tells me I'm the one to blame
He cut me right out of the will
Because his life′s gone down the drain
My baby loves Sudoku
What does that mean in Japanese?
I looked it up on the Internet
And I still don't know what it means.
Something about a single number
And a bunch of words I can′t pronounce
I let a simple number puzzle
Run me right out of my house