I Got a Cheese Log Songtext
von Trout Fishing in America

My Christmas stocking′s full of jellybeans
Candy canes and a tambourine
I got a magic kit, a top hat and a wand
I got a baseball and a catcher's mitt
An atomic watch that′ll never quit
Hey, man, what did you get?
I got a cheese log
I got a Lego set with a million blocks
A fuzzy robot dog that barks
I got an automatic fly catching frog
I got a model plane with remote control
A kit for making donut holes
Hey, man, how did it go?
I got a cheese log I didn't ask for everything and I've been good all year
Washed the dishes and I even fed the dog
Everybody I know got exactly what they wanted
But I got a stinky cheese log
I got a microscope and a dozen slides
A skateboard that′s a blast to ride
A train set with mountains and a town
I got a DVD and a VHS, some BVD′s and a BMX
I don't even know what that is but I got a cheese log
Share your toys with all your friends
The happiness of Christmas Eve
Remember when it comes to cheese logs
It′s better to give than to receive