What God Said Songtext
von The Uninvited

I talked to God and god said "Hey!
I've got a lot of things to say
Write it down this very day
And spread the word in every way."

I talked to God and heres the deal:
He said to floss between each meal
Drive with both hands on the wheel
And on the first date don't cop a feel

Refrain:
I talked to God and God said... Nothing special
I talked to God and God said... Nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing
That we shouldn't already know
Shouldn't already know


And talked to God and here's what he said:
"Wear a helmet on your head
When you ride a bike instead
Or you'll crash and end up dead."

I asked God for the Holy Word
Ageless wisdom never heard
He just said to feed the birds
Love your pets, clean up their turds

Refrain

I talked to God and God said "John,
I let them kill my only son
And my creation's so undone
That I can't help out everyone

But if you're looking for advice
You don't need to ask me twice
Start with the basics: just be nice
And see if that makes things all right."