I'm on a Boat Songtext
von The Lonely Island

Aw, sh-!
Get your towels ready, it′s about to go down
Everybody in the place, hit the f-open deck
But stay on your motherf– toes
We runnin' this, let′s go...

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me ′cause I′m sailin' on a boat
I′m on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf- boat

I′m on a boat, motherf–, take a look at me
Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin′ five knots, wind whippin' at my coat
You can't stop me, guh-fuh ′cause I′m on a boat
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, -ish
We drinkin′ Santana champ, 'cause it′s so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippy-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinkos straight flippin′ copies


I'm ridin' on a dolphin doin′ flips and shi–
The dolphin′s splashin', gettin′ everybody all wet
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets
I′m on a boat, motherf–, don't you ever forget
I′m on a boat and It's goin' fast, and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I′m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you′re on the shore, then you're sure not me-o
Get the f up, this boat is real!

– Land, I′m on a boat, motherf–
Oak trees, I climb buoys, motherf–
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf–
The boat engine make noise, motherf–
Hey, ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I′d be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me
I never thought I′d see the day
With a big boat comin' my way
Believe me when I say
I f– a mermaid

I'm on a boat, I′m on a boat
Everybody look at me ′cause I'm sailing on a boat!
I′m on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf– boat!