Epic Tales of Adventure Songtext
von The Dead Milkmen

There′s an old lady who washes her clothes in the same laundromat as me
She told me of her son and some shoes that hurt his feet
Mean little nails X in a bunch and plunged into his soles
Filling his dirty socks with tiny, bloody holes

His shoes and his feet and the end of the world
His shoes and his feet and the end of the world
His shoes and his feet and the end of the world
His shoes and his feet and the end of the

There's an old man who said that he came from the same town as my dad
He told me of his house and why it smells so bad
Small furry creatures had crawled in the spaces in between the walls
They dyed and they decayed but I guess that′s really all


Small furry creatures and the end of the world
Small furry creatures and the end of the world
Small furry creatures and the end of the world
Small furry creatures and the end of the world

There's an old man who told me a story about a conspiracy
He told how it started and what it meant to me
Doctors and Lawyers and Bankers and Priest are controlled by UFOs
Controlled by UFOs

Its Doctors and Lawyers and the end of the world
Its Bankers and Priests and the end of the world
Its Doctors and Lawyers and the end of the world
Its Doctors and Lawyers and the end of the world
Its Bankers and Priests and the end of the world
Its Doctors and Lawyers and the end of the

There's an old lady who washes her clothes in the same laundromat as me
She told me of her son and some shoes