K*ng F* Songtext
von The Adventures of Duane and BrandO

I′ll take 5 at one time,
Knock you down in a row!
Dodgin' knives with the quickness
And a kick to your scrot.
I got that ′Kung fu kill ya without thinkin' attitude,
I'll straight up fuckin′ Bruce Lee you
Kick yo ass to the moon.
"So door igamo set say llamo Tamagotchi Ali"! I dunno exactly what that means, I don′t speak no Chinese.
One with my foot, One with my fist,
One not breathin' no more, Now hear this!
I got that fucking Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger attitude.
Straight up smack you like a bitch then I′ll be laughin' at you!
You see, this dojo ain′t big enough for the both of us, G.
I gotta Kung Fu you, before you FU me!