Sex Dwarf (BBC Whistle Test) Songtext
von Soft Cell

Isn′t it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
I can make a film and make you my star
You'd be a natural the way you are

I would like you on a long black leash
I would parade you down the High Street
You′ve got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggie, walk my little sex dwarf (here doggie, doggie!)

We can make a scene, we'll be a team
Making the headlines sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside
We will take them for a ride of rides

They all love your miniature ways
You know what they say about small boys


Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Hmm, sex dwarf

I′m in my Rolls Royce, look it′s so huge!
It's big and it′s gold, with my dumb chauffeur
Looking to procure, run little doggie
Lure a disco dolly!

Run my little sex dwarf, I feel so lonely
Get my little camera, take a pretty picture
Sex dwarf, in a gold Rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffeur

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf, isn′t it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice


Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex, sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf

We can make an outfit for my little sex dwarf
To match the gold Rolls and my dumb chauffeur
We'll all look so good, we′ll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold in black and gold!

We can have playtime in my little playroom
Disco dollies, my sex dwarf and my dumb chauffeur

I would like you on a long black lead
You can bring me all the things I need

Sex dwarf, isn′t it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf, isn′t it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf

Sex dwarf (sex dwarf), isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf, isn′t it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf, isn′t it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Sex dwarf, isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies (sex dwarf) to a life of vice
Isn′t it nice (sex dwarf), sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice?