Bob the Bear Songtext
von Rhys Muldoon

There was a little bear and his name was Bob
He was brown and furry and he had a funny job
He had to guard all the other toys
And keep them from making too much noise
Careful Humpty, don′t fall off that ledge
Watch out Lulu, you'll walk into that hedge
Leaves were falling and the sky was blue
And one of the toys had done a really smelly poo

But who? Who? Who had done the poo?
Bob didn′t know and didn't know what to do
But who? But who? Who had done the poo?
Bob didn't know and didn′t know what to do

When Bob didn′t know and didn't know what to do
He put on a hat and one purple shoe
Pointing his paw and scratching his nose
He′d march around the room, walking on his toes


But who? Who? Who had done thе poo?
Bob didn't know and didn′t know what to do
But who? But who? Who had done the poo?
Bob still didn't know and didn′t know what to do

All the toys were quiet and no one seemed to smell
Bob smelled them all, he really couldn't tell
But the smell was in the room, it wouldn't go away
Until he worked out who it was, they weren′t allowed to play

But who? Who? Who had done the poo?
Bob really didn′t know and didn't know what to do
But who? But who? But who had done the poo?
Bob really didn′t know and didn't know what to do

But "Bob" said Joey, a baby kangaroo
"We all smell really nice, we didn′t do the poo
Have you checked your nappy? It's hanging kind of low
When you do your marching, it sways to and fro"

Bob the Bear stopped in his tracks
The nappy kept on swinging
Bob knew then, the poo was his
The toys all started singing


But who? Who? Who had done the poo?
Bob didn′t know and didn't know what to do
But who? But who? Who has done the poo?
Bob didn't know and didn′t know what to do
But who? But who? Who has done the poo?
Bob has done the poo and he knows what to do
Who? Who has done the poo?
Bob has done the poo and he knows what to do