Let’s Do the Sex Songtext
von Psychostick

I′m chillin' here at the Jiffy Lube in the waiting room
When I see you
Why did you sit down so far away
I close the gap and say
Something great. "Hey"
Did you fall from heaven
Cuz I′d rate you as a seven
Maybe 8 depending on the time of day
Wind speed, and humidi-tay

Thanks for not spraying with me mace
And or punching me in the face
Why don't we go back to my place
I got a really nice penis

Let's do the sex - Sexually
All of the sex - From A to Z
I′d like to sex - Pelvically
Let′s do the sex (sexually sexy sex)
Let's do the sex


All of us
At work, in a conference room
We′re all listening to you
Giving a power point presentation on the dangers
And legal implications of sexual harassment
In the work place
I raise my hand to ask
How can we propagate
While I legally invade
Your personal space (respectfully)
Hey now, speaking of space
Why don't you come back to my place
We′ll have an agreed upon
Signed and notarized make-out session and or
Licensed intercourse

I just wanna feel
A totally responsible thrill
All through the night until it's light
Unless you′re working in the morning

Protective contraception
By our mutual discretion
Reaching maximum climax simultaneously

Let's do the sex - Mutually
All of the sex - Consensually
Agree to sex - Legal-la-ly
Let's do the sex

Let′s do the sex - Regularly
All of the sex - Unequivocally
Practice safe sex - Contraceptively
Engage in sex - Intercoursil-il-ly
Begin the sex - I′m excited that it's more than a kiss
We′re doin' sex - I can′t believe that we agreed to this
Still doin' sex - It′s coitusly colossally great
Sex sex sex - My preferred way to end a date


Ugh. Yeah

It seems that we just did the sex - Sexually
We did the sex - Enjoyably
I liked the sex - Definitely
We did the sex (sexual sexy sex)
Let's do more sex

Wieners, 'giners, and butts and mouths